The Worst Pies in London-Angela Lansbury/Paul Gemignani

[ti:The Worst Pies in London] [ar:Angela Lansbury] [al:Comedy Tonight!: Stephen Sondheim's Funniest Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Worst Pies in London - Angela Lansbury
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供 [00:00.61]Written by：Stephen Sondheim [00:01.22]Ah a customer
啊 来客人了 [00:03.33]Wait what's your rush what's your hurry
等等 急什么 慌什么 [00:05.23]You gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost
你可吓坏我了 还以为见了鬼 [00:07.62]Half a minute can't you sit sit you down sit
稍坐片刻 就不能坐下来歇歇吗 [00:09.65]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks
我只是想说 好几周没见着客人了 [00:11.98]Did you come here for a pie sir
先生是来买馅饼的吗 [00:14.82]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague ugh what is that
请原谅我有点恍惚 呃 那是什么 [00:17.76]But you'd think we have the plague
看这冷清样 还以为我们染了瘟疫 [00:19.44]From the way that people keep avoiding
看人们纷纷避而远之的模样 [00:21.67]No you don't
不 您别这么说 [00:22.82]Heaven knows I try sir but there's no one comes in even to inhale
天知道我多努力 可连闻香的人都没有 [00:27.16]Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale
您说得对 先生 要来杯麦芽酒吗 [00:29.97]Mind you I can't hardly blame them these are probably the worst pies in London
说真的 也怪不得他们 这大概是伦敦最糟的肉饼 [00:38.06]I know why nobody cares to take them I should know I make them
我明白为何无人问津 毕竟是我亲手做的 [00:42.98]But good now the worst pies in London
但老实说 这就是伦敦最差的肉饼 [00:47.27]Even that's polite the worst pies in London if you doubt it take a bite
这还算客气的 不信您尝一口就知道 [00:53.90]Is that just disgusting ya have to concede it it's nothing
这简直令人作呕 你不得不承认它一文不值 [00:59.81]But crusting here drink this you'll need it the worst pies in London
只有干硬的外皮 喝下这个吧 你需要它 伦敦最差的肉饼 [01:06.51]And no wonder with the price of meat what it is
难怪如此 看看现在肉价高得离谱 [01:09.27]When you get it never thought I'd live to see the day
就算买到肉 我也从没想过会活到这一天 [01:12.77]Men'd think it was a treat finding poor animals what are dying in the streets
人们竟把街头垂死的可怜动物当作美味 [01:17.50]Mrs mooney has a pie shop does a business but I've noticed
穆尼太太的肉饼店生意红火 但我注意到 [01:21.07]Something weird lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared
最近有件怪事 她邻居家的猫全都失踪了 [01:25.09]Have to hand it to her what I calls enterprise popping pussies into pies
不得不佩服她 我称之为"商业头脑" 把猫咪塞进馅饼里 [01:29.70]Wouldn't do in my shop just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
我店里可不敢这么干 光是想想就令人作呕 [01:34.67]And I'm telling you them p**sy cats is quick
我告诉你那些猫跑得可快了 [01:37.82]No denying times is hard sir even harder than the worst pies in London
不得不承认时世艰难 比伦敦最差的肉饼还要难熬 [01:47.90]Only lard and nothing more
只有猪油 别无他物 [01:49.74]Is that just revolting all greasy and gritty it looks like it's moulting
这难道不令人反胃吗 油腻又粗糙 看起来像在脱毛 [01:56.61]And tastes like well pity
尝起来嘛...唉 真可怜 [02:00.27]A woman alone with limited wind and the worst pies in London
一个孤苦无依的女人 做着伦敦最差的肉饼 [02:12.27]Ah sir times is hard times is hard
啊先生 这年头真难熬 真难熬