99 Problems-Jay-Z

[ti:99 PROBLEMS] [ar:jAYZ] [al:234683] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.48]If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son [00:03.89]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:05.76]Verse One [00:06.21]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:08.10]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:09.76]Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" [00:11.76]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:14.64]If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos [00:17.06]You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough [00:20.14]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:22.94]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:26.01]I got beef with radio if i don't play they show [00:28.93]They don't play my hits i don't give a sh*t SO [00:31.41]Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:33.28]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers [00:35.84]I don't know what you take me as [00:38.11]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [00:39.93]I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb [00:43.89]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:45.83]Hit me [00:46.27]Chorus [00:49.76]99 problems but the b**ch ain't one [00:52.09]If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son [00:54.64]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:56.64]Hit me [00:57.27]Verse Two [00:58.68]The year's '94 and my trunk is raw [01:00.61]In my rear view mirror is the mother f**kin' law [01:02.80]I got two choices y'all pull over the car or （hmmm） [01:04.85]Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor [01:07.17]Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay [01:09.61]Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case [01:11.62]So I pull over to the side of the road [01:14.22]I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for " [01:16.99]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low [01:19.61]Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [01:22.02]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo' [01:24.59]"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " [01:26.84]"Liscense and registration and step out of the car" [01:29.28]"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" [01:32.53]I ain't steppin out of sh*t all my paper's legit [01:34.95]"Well do you mind if I look round the car a little bit " [01:38.27]Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back [01:41.43]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [01:42.83]"Aren't you sharp as a tack you some type of lawyer or something' " [01:45.55]"Or somebody important or somethin' " [01:46.85]Nah I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit [01:49.94]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [01:51.87]"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" [01:56.59]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [01:57.63]Hit me [01:57.68]Chorus [01:57.72]99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:04.39]If you havin girl problems [02:05.45]I feel bad for you son [02:06.46]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:07.76]99 Problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:09.53]If you havin girl problems [02:10.71]I feel bad for you son [02:12.02]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:18.21]Hit me [02:18.76]Verse Three [02:19.23]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:21.23]A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe [02:23.79]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a p**sy [02:26.66]But a p**sy havin no God Damn sense try and push me [02:29.50]I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord [02:32.10]Pray for him cause some fools just love to perform [02:34.48]You know the type loud as a motor bike [02:36.91]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:39.64]The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin [02:42.44]He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain [02:45.06]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again [02:47.34]Back through the system with the riff raff again [02:49.88]Fiends on the floor scratchin again [02:51.90]Paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them [02:53.45]D A tried to give the nigga shaft again [02:57.05]Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African [02:58.66]All because this fool was harrasin' them [03:01.72]Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin [03:04.79]But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun [03:07.93]I got 99 problems being a b**ch ain't one [03:09.96]Hit me [03:10.01]Chorus X3 [03:43.17]You're crazy for this one Rick [03:44.46]It's your boy