Pimpin' Aint No Illusion (Chopped & Screwed Version|Explicit)-UGK/Kool-Ace/Too $hort

Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion - UGK (Underground Kingz) [Pimp C:] (Uh, Uh) One time for yo' mutha******'...(whuut) Back, ***** (uh)...Kool Ace (whuut), UGK...(huh) [Chorus (Pimp C):] Pimpin' ain't no illusion, And pimpin' ain't never died. Mo' pimps was on that ****** And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry. The dikes done came through And straight threw off all the game; Got all these hoes thinkin' They could manage they own change. [cool Ace:] But it ain't no illusion, I know...you all have witnessed He rollin' in my Caady mo' Wit' fly *******, Makin' ole deals: Now, ho (huh, huh) Ain't Bob Barker But I'm caught up in this game Mo' like...Peter Parker. P-I-M-P, take the P's that I am. I want you payin' hoes in my army Like...uh...Uncle Sam, And we gon' jam... I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show I know my **** is extreme But I'm all about them does. When I'm steppin' on the scene Be there four deep...hella clan My reality is your favorite dream (Stop that ****, daddy...) Best believe cool Ace gon' keep it real. Pimp see & Bun be to testify for the ear Excuse me, why'all, but this about Southern ****. Now, tell me can you...uh...feel this, *****? We givin' 'em brain contusions... Pimp see, what's the conclusion? [Pimp C:] Pimpin' ain't no illusion... [Chorus: (x2)] [Pimp C:] Pimpin' ain't dead...ni**a, it just began (How the **** you know Sweet Jones?) My hoes still out there sellin' a**. Yo' ***** is out of pocket, 'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary; Real hoes gon' front on a simp But she gon' do it for daddy. **** niggas watch them mack and pimp on my floozie; But, boy, my ******* know the difference Between real pimpin' and movies It's the difference between real leather And that **** at yo' house. I don't know what why'all doin' up there, But we really pimpin' in the South. Every since I was 17, I been stackin' my green: Went for servin' rocks to fiends, And rockin' club full a teens. Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston, Sippin' promythazine, To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath, To smokin' on sticky green. I'm still Pimp see, ***** I'm claimin' P.A., they hate us; But, me and cool Ace rollin' a Lexus Sittin' on all gold Daytons. *****, take a look around Those hoes steady choosin'. This is the conclusion: pimpin' ain't no illusion. [Chorus: (x2)] [Bun B:] If you got any love fo' that broad you wit' Ni**a, move her 'fore you lose her, 'Cause a beggar ain't a mutha******' chooser. Third leg is a ***** abuser, infamous In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean. No AIDS, herpies, cyphillis Come catch a wif a this... Damn, can't you taste it? Now yo' money's up in ***** Like you freebased it. Now ***** replaced it Wit' a sexual favor But don't get mad at real pimpin', ni**a Check yo' behavior...and savor The aroma from Promona to Tacoma; Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer. **** a Sonoma... I'm on a mission for Benzes Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is, ballin' relentless. And then my friends is Slappin' niggas with glass chins It's funny...sendin' tricks home Broke and defenseless; and, ever since this Boy been pimpin' the pen, I promise never to ever leave home Without my pimpin' again...that's why... [Chorus: (x2)] [Too $hort:] You know, I got to tell you players what I'm talkin' about: My ***** got bold opened a bank account. When I found the ***** checkbook, I didn't get mad 'Cause there was no doubt that I be gettin' the cash. I broke it down to her, She gave me the dough; Do you remember what you was Before I made you a ho? You was a broke *****, You couldn't even ***** ****, Couldn't stay fo-cused, And, don't forget it, *****... Yo' whole life changed the day you met me. Now you think you need a bank account, Baby, I can't see You managin' this money...it's too much. All you do is look good... And then you ****. Git my money, git yo' money It's all the same. The **** ain't even funny when you talk about this game. They call me Too $hort, baby I'm still in it. Ain't no camouflage, nuttin' but this real pimpin'...beeyatch. [Chorus: (x3)] ...pimpin' ain't no illusion