I Really Don't Hate Christmas-Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[ti:I Really Don't Hate Christmas (《飞哥与小佛:圣诞特辑》动画片插曲)] [ar:Dr. Doofenshmirtz] [al:Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Really Don't Hate Christmas (《飞哥与小佛:圣诞特辑》动画片插曲) - Dr. Doofenshmirtz [00:00.24](《飞哥与小佛:圣诞特辑》动画片插曲) [00:00.87]You see valentine's is torture and my birthday is a mess [00:03.29]New year's is a lot of noise and arbor day's a pest [00:05.53]Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess [00:07.47]That I really don't hate christmas [00:09.33] [00:09.89]You see flag day is infernal april fool's is just a bore [00:12.34]Mardi gras is a waste unless you own a candy store [00:14.51]All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor [00:16.33] [00:16.87]But I really don't hate christmas [00:18.24] [00:19.02]Now it isn't that I like it at the most I feel ambivalence [00:22.94] [00:23.52]But should I really just destroy it I'll admit that I'm still on the fence [00:26.55]It makes me tense [00:27.63] [00:28.47]From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected [00:32.63]But for christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective [00:35.10]Because what is there to hate I mean it's really so subjective [00:37.32]No I really don't hate christmas [00:39.16] [00:39.70]I hate puppy dogs and kittens I hate flowers in the spring [00:41.79]Heck I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing [00:44.07]I can work up animosity for almost anything [00:46.41]Tell me why I don't hate christmas [00:48.81]Though my childhood was atrocious christmas never was that bad you see [00:52.09] [00:53.30]So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy [00:57.04]What's wrong with me [00:58.31]How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt [01:00.62]When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault [01:03.00]If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault [01:05.16]But I really don't hate christmas [01:06.92] [01:07.77]Oh what the heck kickline [01:09.71]No I really [01:10.43] [01:11.80]No I really don't hate christmas [01:17.88] [01:19.06]I have an intense burning indifference