Hard Lovin' Loser-Judy Collins

[ti:Hard Lovin' Loser] [ar:Judy Collins] [al:Forever - An Anthology] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Hard Lovin' Loser - Judy Collins [00:04.65]He's the kind of guy [00:05.97]Puts on a motorcycle jacket [00:07.71]And he weighs about [00:08.53]A hundred and five [00:10.10] [00:11.40]He's the kind of surfer [00:12.61]Got a ho daddy haircut [00:14.31]And you wonder how [00:15.39]He'll ever survive [00:16.78] [00:18.23]He's the kind of frogman [00:19.51]Wearing twenty pounds [00:20.76]Of counter weights and [00:21.94]Sinking in the sea like a stone [00:24.16] [00:24.89]He's the kind of soldier [00:26.30]Got no sense of direction [00:27.99]And they send him [00:29.16]In the jungle alone [00:31.23]But when the [00:32.11]Frost's on the pumpkin [00:33.05]And the litle girls are jumping [00:34.76]He's a hard loving son of a gun [00:37.06] [00:37.78]He's got em waiting downstairs [00:39.49]Just to sample his affairs [00:40.99]And they call him [00:42.28]A spoonful of fun [00:43.45] [00:48.41]He's the kind of person [00:49.54]Going riding on a skateboard [00:51.24]And his mind's raging [00:52.45]Out of control [00:53.64] [00:55.15]He's the kind of person [00:56.34]Goes to drive a Maserati [00:57.65]Puts his key inside [00:59.21]The wrong little hole [01:00.66] [01:01.71]He's the kind of ski bum [01:03.28]Tearing wild down the mountain [01:04.86]Hits a patch where [01:06.10]There ain't any snow [01:07.52] [01:08.69]He's the kind of cowboy [01:09.95]Got a hot trigger finger [01:11.57]Shoots his boot cause [01:12.88]He's drawing kind of slow [01:14.82]But when he comes in for bowling [01:16.77]He's an expert at rolling [01:18.29]Sets the pins up [01:19.50]And lays em right down [01:21.35]He's got em taking off their heels [01:23.13]And they like the way he feels [01:24.78]And they call him a carnival clown [01:26.95] [01:31.34]Well he's got a parachute [01:33.13]And screaming like Geronimo [01:34.92]And makes a little hole [01:36.30]In the ground [01:37.37] [01:38.27]He's the kind of logger [01:39.69]When the man hollers timber [01:41.34]Got to stop and look [01:42.64]Around for the sound [01:43.84] [01:45.17]He's the kind of artist [01:46.56]Rents a groovy little attic [01:48.09]And discovers that he [01:49.37]Can't grow a beard [01:50.80] [01:51.78]He's the human cannonball [01:53.52]Come in for a landing [01:54.86]And he wonders where [01:55.96]The net disappeared [01:57.10] [01:58.25]But when he takes off his shoes [02:00.05]It won't come as news [02:01.70]That they're lining up [02:02.82]On threes and in twos [02:03.73] [02:04.72]He's got em pounding on the door [02:06.45]Got em begging for some more [02:09.02] [02:10.55]He's got em pounding on the door [02:12.89]Got em begging for some more [02:14.52]And they call him [02:15.34]Whatever they choose