My Romance (LP版)-Michael Feinstein

A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're cold as yesterday's mashed potato's A fine romance you won't nestle A fine romance you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance my fried this is You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance, with no clinches A fine romance with no pinches You're just as hard to land as the I'll be France I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance I don't need a moon to look, a tune from violin Here with you, I need a book and tons of aspirin Socially you must remember me I seem to be the stranger on whose knee you sat This great love the love I'm speaking of I've got it up to hear my dear and that is that A fine romance, my dear dutches Two old fogies, who need crutches True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has We don't have half the thrills the march of time has A fine romance my good woman My strong aged in the woods woman You never give the orchids I send a glance No you like cactus plants this is a fine romance You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants I just don't stand a chance this is a fine romance