Funkin' Like My Father (Album)-Brian Culbertson

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具] [offset:0] [00:05.23]No one could do it like my father
无人如父般卓越 [00:08.94]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:13.20]Ever clever stunning cunning father
妈妈高赞爸爸 [00:16.33]
但父亲借酒消愁思母亲 [00:17.98]Mother thinks a lot of pa
有一天晚上，爸爸回到家，惊讶地发现 [00:19.29]
冰人和我母亲在沙发上眉来眼去 [00:21.20]But father drinks to think of ma
他一点都不激动一句话也没说 [00:26.44]
冰人的账到期了 [00:27.23]The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise
无人能够像我父亲那样 [00:30.31]
永远聪明绝顶，狡猾过人，父亲大人 [00:31.85]The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes
父亲证明他非庸才 [00:34.64]
他把沙发卖掉时欺骗了所有人 [00:37.43]He did not get excited no not one word did he say
但没有人能像我父亲那样厉害 [00:41.14]But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay
他们告诉我，父亲上学时非常顽皮 [00:44.84]No one could do it like my father
他们还说他有意让老师发狂 [00:48.24]Ever clever stunning cunning father
无人能及我父亲的风采 [00:50.28]Father proved he was no slouch
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [00:52.14]He fooled them all when he sold the couch
老师确实有两把刷子 [00:54.95]And no one could do it like my dad
我们就住在离这里不远的火车站旁边 [00:57.04]When father went to school they tell me he was very bad
父亲对着路过的工程师们做鬼脸 [01:00.96]
他们朝我父亲扔煤块，是的，他们真的这样侮辱我的灵魂 [01:02.56]They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad
无人能与吾父相比 [01:07.99]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [01:08.98]No one could do it like my father
起初他一粒一粒地得到煤炭 [01:11.55]Ever clever stunning cunning father
如今却成吨地售卖 [01:16.06]Teacher knew a thing or two
在选举的时候我的父亲从来不知道他的名字 [01:18.67]We lived right by a railway station not so far from here
有时他是布林、史密斯或格林·吉尔霍利或麦克沙恩 [01:22.24]And father would make faces at the passing engineers
其他时候是哈里根·奥康纳或奥德尔 [01:25.52]They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul
他们应该叫他温彻斯特，因为他变脸变得真快 [01:29.24]No one could do it like my father
无人能像我父亲那样做到。 [01:31.74]Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [01:33.78]First he got coal one by one
见他换衣衫 [01:35.46]And now he sells it by the ton
意味着又一道抉择 [01:37.22]Around election time my father never knows his name
但无人能像我父亲做得那么好 [01:41.48]Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane
无人能效仿我父。 [01:43.47]Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell
冬日里我们从不需煤炭 [01:46.05]They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well
她总是穿着低跟鞋 [01:48.32]No one could do it like my father
无人能效仿我父风采 [01:50.34]Ever clever stunning cunning father
她会让他放学后留下来，爸爸从不拒绝 [01:52.50]When you see him change his coat
无人能像我父亲做得那么好 [01:54.00]
我讨厌吹嘘我的家人但我必须说 [01:54.94]You know that means another vote
我父亲是有史以来最了不起的人 [01:57.17]And no one could do it like my dad
他总举重若轻 [01:58.96]And no one could do it like my dad
无人能及我父亲 [02:00.34]And when the winter came around we never needed coal
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [02:03.53]She always wore a low cut shoe
其他人或许也会这样做 [02:05.12]No one could do it like my dad
但当他要扬名立万的时候 [02:07.37]She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse
操纵女仆，我父亲一向是高手 [02:09.83]And no one could do it like my dad
他有办法让女士们安分守己 [02:11.81]I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that
她们的位置在厨房，他的位置是留住她们于此 [02:14.85]My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat
我不知他是如何办到的，但我必须得说 [02:18.68]He always took things easy in an easy sort of way
无人能及我父亲 [02:21.95]No one could do it like my father
永远聪明绝顶，狡猾过人，父亲大人 [02:23.62]Ever clever stunning cunning father
家仆与警察关系好 [02:26.61]Other men might do the same
于是父亲加入了警察队伍 [02:28.26]But when it came to make a name
无人能做到像我父亲那般 [02:30.87]At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace
那夜父亲去观赏那迷人的莎乐美舞 [02:34.77]He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place
你说他全神贯注，他给了她每一个眼神 [02:37.89]Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there
他让我母亲旋转舞蹈，她的脑海一片混沌 [02:40.59]
上周他刚带回家一串珍珠 [02:43.60]I don't know how he did it but I really must declare
无人如我父般卓越 [02:47.64]
永远聪明绝顶机智的父亲 [02:48.56]No one could do it like my father
现在他总是待在家里 [02:50.49]Ever clever stunning cunning father
妈妈已经学会了舞蹈Salome [02:52.46]
我妈妈有三百磅重可我不会轻易出手 [02:53.38]Servants liked the cops of course
她新购了一袭紧身长裙，昨日穿上它 [02:57.15]
当妈妈露出袜子时我的父亲显示了他的尊严 [02:59.05]So father joined the police force
为了收支平衡，他用了把大锁 [03:02.53]
无人能及我父亲 [03:03.84]No one could do it like my dad
永远机智，绝妙狡猾的父亲 [03:06.23]
邻居琼斯和他的邻居李 [03:09.07]One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance
都在寻找我父亲的钥匙 [03:11.56]You talk about attention say he gave her ev'ry glance
无人能做到像我父亲那般。 [03:14.83]
我还没告诉你我父母是怎么结婚的 [03:18.86]He has my mother dancing now her brain is in a whirl
她是个老姑娘他是个小偷躲在她的床底下 [03:21.90]
她亮出枪对父亲说我必须成为你的妻子 [03:22.93]And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls
我的父亲因为救了一个人的命而获得奖章 [03:26.29]
无人能像我父亲一样出色 [03:28.77]No one could do it like my father
无人能效父之能 [03:31.22]
说到索取请让我说 [03:31.77]Ever clever stunning cunning father [03:33.04] [03:34.12]Now he always stays at home [03:35.75] [03:36.66]Mama has learned that dance Salome [03:41.76] [03:43.10]My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don't give it away [03:46.42] [03:49.32]She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday [03:53.27]My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock [03:57.28] [03:57.96]Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock [04:02.18]No one could do it like my father [04:04.70]Ever clever stunning cunning father [04:06.37]Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee [04:07.80] [04:08.55]Are hunting for my father's key [04:11.46] [04:12.27]And no one could do it like my dad [04:16.01]I haven't told you how my father and my mother wed [04:20.94]She was an old maid he a burglar underneath her bed [04:25.22]She flashed a gun at father and said I must be your wife [04:30.90]My father wears a medal now for saving someone's life [04:34.59]No one could do it like my dad [04:36.59] [04:44.46]No one could do it like my dad [04:46.41] [04:51.57]And when it came to taking things just kindly let me say