Left Brain, Right Brain (Explicit)-Bo Burnham

[ti:Left Brain, Right Brain] [ar:Bo Burnham] [al:What.] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Left Brain, Right Brain (Explicit) - Bo Burnham [00:02.76]Composed by：Bo Burnham [00:05.53]Hello patient 24602 [00:07.78]I'm sorry- Hello how are- [00:09.26]How are you feeling [00:10.16]Um not great [00:11.30]Has the treatment been working [00:13.21]Uh I don't think so no [00:14.93]What are your remaining symptoms [00:16.37]I just- [00:17.18]I internalize my feelings a lot [00:18.79]I have trouble articulating how [00:20.26]I'm feeling to other people [00:21.44]I feel like I just- [00:22.30]So basically you're still a little b***h [00:23.74]Yes very mature of you [00:25.50]Disembodied voice way up there [00:26.97]I was just joking n***a [00:29.65]All right you're not safe [00:30.60]In Wisconsin you might f**k with that s**t [00:32.17]I'm not human I can say whatever I want [00:33.97]Okay just let's get to the point [00:35.12]What's wrong with me please Please [00:37.45]Your emotions and your logic are at war [00:40.11]OK [00:40.75]Your creativity and your analysis are at war [00:44.46]And most simply [00:45.88]Your left and right brain are at war [00:48.60]My left and my- [00:49.31]To fix the problem we must [00:50.49]Separate them from each other [00:52.68]Sep- [00:53.25]Splitting your neurological functions [00:55.05]In 5 4 [00:57.04](Can we book an appointment or something ) [00:58.32]3 [00:58.56]You just don't start counting [00:59.58]Down to major medical procedures [01:00.58]2 1 [01:01.41]This may hurt a bit [01:02.37](I don't even know what 'it' is) [01:03.87]0 [01:03.91](Just tell me what you're-) [01:14.15]Isolation complete [01:18.23]This is Bo's left brain objective [01:20.81]Logical cold analytical [01:23.38]Aware of patterns aware of trends [01:26.48]He's efficient and a prick [01:30.61]This is Bo's right brain subjective [01:33.61]Creative sensory [01:35.20]Aware of feelings aware of people [01:38.18]He's emotional and an idiot [01:41.97](That's your opinion-just careful with opinions) [01:43.66]Okay boys play nice [01:47.69]I am the left brain I am the left brain [01:50.26]I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain [01:53.36]You got a job you better do it right [01:56.49]In the right way is with the left brains might [01:59.80]I like oreos and p***y yah [02:03.16](yes in that order) [02:04.17]And I cried for at least an hour [02:06.48]After watching Toy Story 3 (Woody ) [02:09.56]Cause I am the right brain [02:12.37]I have feelings [02:14.81]I'm a little all over the place [02:16.88]But I'm lustful and trustful [02:18.26]And I'm looking for somebody to love [02:20.38]Or put my p***s in [02:21.57]Here comes a female here comes a female [02:24.44]Puff your chest [02:25.34]I'll take your phone out [02:26.36]And check your email [02:27.27]Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate [02:30.45]So gather data now and see [02:31.76]If she's a possible mate [02:33.34]Holy f**k I think she might be the one [02:37.53]There's something about her [02:40.17]I just can't describe it [02:43.86]Tits [02:44.99]I am the earth she is the glorious sun [02:48.96]I want her to trust me and [02:51.52]I just want her to- how do i [02:53.03]Say this- sit on my face [02:54.06](Sit Sit on my face ) [02:55.75]Alright now right brain you're being insane [02:58.05]No left brain I'm just being alive [03:02.41]You should try it you might like it [03:07.15]I worked hard to give him everything [03:08.80]He cared about [03:09.74]You were worried about the things [03:11.37]That he was scared about [03:12.59]I'm calm and collected when you act wild [03:15.76]I am the adult you are child [03:18.84]You think you're the right one every time [03:22.90]You think you know everything [03:25.91]But you don't know anything at all [03:30.31]Half of his problems were supposed to be mine [03:34.30]But you wanted everything [03:36.84]I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not [03:42.86]Well according to my calculations [03:43.74]I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again [03:45.48]You're a giant p***y [03:46.76]Really name calling Really [03:47.46]You're gonna just do name calling [03:48.49]I'm name calling names alright [03:49.44]I'm just stating facts alright [03:50.40]The fact is you're a quivering p***y [03:51.87]I'm the p***y Really Well at least [03:53.54]I don't play with toys still [03:54.83]Rubik's cubes are not toys alright [03:55.86]They keep my spacial rethink skills [03:57.33]Sharp [03:57.80]Left brain plays with toys Haha f**king [03:59.89]Look at you Mr you're a toy player [04:03.33]Well at least I did my f**king job [04:04.86]All right I kept him working [04:06.77]I kept him productive [04:07.46]You were supposed to look after him [04:09.37]You were supposed to keep him emotionally [04:10.77]Stable for all this [04:12.14]Now you're trying to blame me [04:13.14]For how he's feeling how he's feeling [04:14.80]If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him [04:17.08]You did this to him he hates you [04:18.55]I know he does he f**king hates you [04:30.46]Right brain look I'm sorry okay [04:34.58]No you're not [04:45.47]Look maybe there's something [04:47.71]We could do together [04:52.77]Together [04:54.68]Take the best parts of both of us [04:57.61]And put them together [05:02.16]I'm listening [05:04.58]It would let you let your feelings out [05:07.00]It would let me analyze [05:09.73]So you could man the themes [05:11.17]I'll man the form [05:14.67]It's something that George Carlin did [05:17.33]It's something Steve Martin did [05:19.84]It's something special [05:20.84]That we could both perform [05:22.99]Do you know what it is [05:25.26]Juggling we could juggle [05:26.54]And juggle our cares away [05:35.40]It was comedy you [05:36.29]We could do comedy together [05:37.60](Initiate reassembly) [05:38.27]All right right brain [05:39.37]We're gonna do comedy together [05:40.17]We gotta do comedy together [05:41.03]All right left brain [05:42.30]I'll do comedy with you [05:43.22]Look we can fix him like this- [05:44.34]We can make him happy again [05:45.36]I promise all right [05:46.30]5 [05:47.24]Left brain [05:48.13]4 [05:48.49]Left brain [05:48.81]I love you [05:49.54]3 [05:50.61](2) [05:52.34]I know [05:52.69](1 Experimentation complete) [05:55.95]Thank you for much