Lydia, The Tattooed Lady (LP版)-Michael Feinstein

Lydia, The Tattooed Lady (LP Version) - Michael Feinstein Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Oh Lydia, the tattooed lady She has eyes that folks adore so And a torso even more so Lydia, oh Lydia, that "Encyclopedia" Oh Lydia, the queen of tattoo On her back is the Battle of Waterloo Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus too And proudly above the waves The red, white and blue You can learn a lot from Lydia She can give you a view of the world In tattoo if you step up and tell her where For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree Or Washington crossing the Delaware Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Oh Lydia, the tattooed lady When her muscles start relaxin' Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson Lydia, oh Lydia, that "Encyclopedia" Oh Lydia, the champ of them all For two bits she will do a Mazurka in jazz With a view of Niag'ra that no artist has And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz You can learn a lot from Lydia La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon And Godiva, but with her pajamas on La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trylon Over on the west coast we have Treasure Islan' Here's Nijinsky a doin' the rhumba Here's her social security numba La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? Oh Lydia, the champ of them all She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat And now the old boy's in command of the fleet