Dick Starbuck "Porno Detective" (Explicit)-High & Mighty

[ti:Dick Starbuck "Porno Detective"] [ar:The High And Mighty] [al:Home Field Advantage] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.38]Check out the way the story goes [00:03.22](Starbuck) [00:04.03]That's just the way the story goes [00:05.51](Porno detective) [00:06.50]Check out the way the story goes [00:08.08] [00:08.74]That's just the way the story goes [00:10.36] [00:11.41]Check out the way the story goes [00:13.16] [00:13.92]That's just the way the story goes [00:15.69] [00:16.29]Check out the way the story goes [00:18.19] [00:18.83]That's just the way the story goes [00:20.91]You see it's Mr E the one you think of [00:23.61]It was a labor of love cry like a dove [00:26.11]But this ain't Prince rhymed ever since [00:28.45]Thoughts of the future in the past tense [00:31.01]Her name was Loretta wore a tight sweater [00:33.65]Met her at a jam in the '96 winter [00:36.16]Blunt passer had to harass her [00:38.88]Brushed up against her while I passed her [00:41.21]Drinks she couldn't pass up dreamin' of handcuffs [00:43.62]Told me to meet her after the band struck [00:46.48]Dilated eyes peered at the thigh [00:48.73]Peeped fingertips went from lips to hips [00:51.22]Mr E rock shows this she didn't know [00:53.79]It was this honky who made her say ho [00:56.28]No way she sayin' no leave the disco [00:58.72]Right after Mi rocks all stereos [01:01.41]After 2nd Ave a** I gotta have [01:03.92]Take jacket coat pour the beer on draft [01:06.41]One or the other just to uncover [01:09.09]Just this night Mr E be the lover [01:11.56]Now let's play doctor or should I say dentist [01:14.19]I be Starbuck you the dental hygenist [01:16.45]First brush your teeth then rinse please [01:18.97]Orally like Monica Lewinsky [01:21.53]Since she sees these testes [01:24.18]She's guaranteed to see these trees [01:26.91]It was an odd combo like cappuccino [01:29.26]And Clam's casino and breakfast in Reno [01:31.74]Mr E I know you wanna be with me [01:34.25]Girlfriend you better put that thought to an end [01:36.68]You and me baby we could roll real tight [01:39.08]One night is one night that don't make it right [01:41.72]We shared drinks and stuff I let you touch the stuff [01:44.28]Then an hour later it was me you clutched [01:46.97]It's much too much girl you gotta hush [01:49.18]You played me in the head now this I trust [01:51.82]It was crazy didn't think that this lady [01:54.25]Would be the one to become my baby [01:56.92]It was a one-nighter we shared a lighter [01:59.48]Now this stupid Dutchess couldn't roll much tighter [02:01.90]Months into it still doin' it [02:04.26]A** still chewin' it nothin' could brew in it [02:06.90]But someone from the past addition to the cast [02:09.50]He be the ex I be the next [02:11.97]To the point that I asked her did he harass her [02:14.86]Said it was an old flame that didn't even matter [02:17.10]Once a college fling it didn't mean a thing [02:19.67]I knew that this was the song she'd sing [02:22.00]At her crib one day Snoop I'd play [02:24.52]Look for evidence that would pave the way [02:27.01]I'm Dick Starbuck she don't know the persona [02:29.70]Porno Detective for Eve and Madonna [02:32.38]The phone did ring I should just forget it [02:34.79]I figured I just let the machine get it [02:37.32]Mike's on the line at 555-3825 Eon's on a ride [02:42.46]Days go by coolin' with the guys [02:44.77]It was Loretta calling at my demise [02:47.51]Surprised before my eyes it played to a T [02:50.05]It was Mike's number on the Caller I D [02:52.32]What we had's what he had don't feel bad [02:54.83]Take more than Loretta to make E sad [02:57.46]Take the L like the Packers see you next season [03:00.20]Maybe next game Eon'll be cheatin' [03:02.74]Mr E I know you wanna be with me [03:05.34]Girlfriend you better put that thought to an end [03:07.68]You and me baby we could roll real tight [03:10.21]One night is one night that don't make it right [03:12.86]We shared drinks and stuff I let you touch the stuff [03:15.15]Then an hour later it was me you clutched [03:17.59]It's much too much girl you gotta hush [03:20.23]You played me in the head now this I trust [03:22.73]Baby doll you know what I'm sayin' [03:24.91] [03:25.44]Baby doll you know what I'm sayin' [03:27.46]Baby doll you know what I'm sayin' [03:32.62]Baby doll you know what I'm sayin' [03:34.85] [03:35.79]Baby doll you know what I'm sayin' [03:38.04] [03:39.34]Dick Starbuck "Porno Detective" - The High And Mighty