Ya Mama (Explicit)-The Pharcyde

[ti:Ya Mama] [ar:The Pharcyde] [al:Cydeways: The Best Of The Pharcyde] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ya Mama (Explicit) - The Pharcyde [00:03.99]Yo man you gotta be you know [00:05.90]You gotta be on to die [00:07.23]Man what's up with that [00:08.37]Yo bro-shot [00:09.11]Yeah word up bro-shot [00:10.57]Uh we need some brothers to be [00:12.47]Uh like droppin knowledge [00:13.39] [00:19.57]Yeah well you do that like right now [00:21.24] and some wisdom for the people [00:22.60]What's up with that [00:23.35]OK I got it [00:24.20]Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she ) [00:26.80]Ya mama is so big and fat [00:28.31]That she can get busy [00:29.40]With twenty-two burritos [00:30.56]But times are rough [00:31.89]I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs [00:34.52]The sad fact what [00:35.76]Ya mama smokes crack what [00:37.08]She got a burning yearning [00:38.19]And there's no turning back [00:39.35]Her knuckles drag down [00:40.77]To the ground when she walk [00:42.29]Spit comes out that b**ch mouth [00:43.88]When she talk [00:44.85]Naked on a mountain top [00:46.24]Tootin on a flizoot [00:47.53]Ridin on a horse drinking [00:48.89]Whisky out a bizoot [00:50.16]She's got the wings [00:50.86]And teeth of an african bat [00:52.75]Her middle name is Mudbone [00:54.71]And on top of all that: [00:56.12]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [00:58.81]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [01:01.44]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [01:04.11]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [01:05.79] [01:06.36]Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer [01:08.64]With some rocks [01:09.42]With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks [01:12.10]Held up the ice cream truck [01:13.90]With a slingshot [01:14.82]She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn [01:16.55]And a soda pop [01:17.52]Ya mama root'n'toot [01:18.57]And stole my loot and my suit [01:20.04]She may have the muscles [01:21.32]But no she's not cute [01:22.25]She's not pretty [01:23.46]Oh what a pity got the glass titty [01:25.59]Filled up with Kool-aid [01:26.78]Just for the kiddies [01:27.87]On a cliff butt naked [01:29.43]Tootin on a flute [01:30.74]Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot [01:33.15]She's got the teeth [01:33.91]And the wings of an African bat [01:35.89]Her middle name is Mudbone [01:37.58]And on top of all that [01:38.68]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:40.85] [01:41.36]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:43.49] [01:44.01]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:46.65]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [01:48.76]Watch out I'm thinkin about [01:50.06]Your mother to a funky beat [01:51.55]I went to your house [01:52.99]And she licked me on the cheek [01:54.48]I said excuse me lady [01:55.94]But I remember seeing you at the Palladium [01:58.67]Way back in September [01:59.48]Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls [02:01.69] [02:02.31]In some bright red boxer drawers [02:04.26] [02:05.05]You said ya moms was pretty and young [02:07.07]But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue [02:10.07]Ya moms ya moms she uses Brut [02:12.37]And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking [02:14.20]Whisky out a boot [02:15.35]She's got the wings [02:16.10]And teeth of an african bat [02:18.06]Her middle name is Mudbone [02:19.63]And on top of all that [02:21.33]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:23.95]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:26.63]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:28.73] [02:29.26]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [02:31.25]Aw ya mom is so fat [02:33.36]How fat is she [02:34.60]We rode up on her back to [02:36.04]Get some burgers from Wendy's [02:37.31]And her skates went flat; [02:38.49]I got stuck in her butt crack [02:39.98]They thought I was lost [02:41.12]But I was caught by the G-strap [02:42.61]Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way [02:45.20]Cause that would blow me [02:46.49]Round the world in a day [02:47.87]We drove into the drive-in [02:49.18]And she didn't have to pay [02:50.25]Because we dressed her up [02:51.55]To look just like a Chevrolet [02:52.70]Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot [02:55.26]Ridin on a horse drinkin [02:56.70]Whisky out a bizoot [02:57.73]With the wings [02:58.60]And the teeth of an african bat ba-aa-aa-at [03:03.25] [03:03.84]Her middle name is Mudbone [03:05.28]And on top of all that [03:06.88]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:09.34]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:11.91]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:14.49]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [03:16.20] [03:18.24]Ya mama got snake skin teeth [03:19.60] [03:22.07]Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings [03:24.99]Dude she looks like hehehe [03:26.60] [03:27.29]Ya mama was making sex threats [03:28.99]To Ricky Bell and sh*t [03:30.09] [03:30.87]Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man [03:32.84]For a sip ni**a [03:34.20]Ya mama was walking down on Sunset [03:36.51]With a 99 cent sign on her back [03:38.22] [03:40.48]Ya mama's a sellout ni**a ya mama [03:42.34] [03:44.30]Ni**a ya mama did a pop tune ni**a [03:46.30] [03:47.41]Ya mama's glasses are so thick [03:49.06]She look into a map [03:50.18]And see people wavin at her [03:51.38] [03:52.82]Your mother got an Ouija board on her back [03:55.02] [03:56.25]Sidney with EQ and everything [03:57.98]What he be sayin [03:58.74] [03:59.83]His mother be hooked fishin [04:00.96]With a hook and reel at the frozen food section [04:03.76]Tre's mama got Playdough teeth [04:05.18] [04:07.09]Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now [04:09.42]And Laters and sh*t [04:10.23] [04:11.25]Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and sh*t