If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing (Album Version)-Joe Ely

[ti:If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing (Album Version)] [ar:Joe Ely] [al:From Lubbock to Laredo] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing (Album Version) - Joe Ely [00:02.02]Oh weary me [00:06.21]I'm broke as a man can be [00:08.96] [00:10.57]My bills are all due I got holes in my shoe [00:14.82]Bill collectors they won't let me sleep [00:19.40]If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing [00:23.78]I could make cash registers ring [00:28.19]What a sight to behold her she could sit on my shoulder [00:32.63]And whimper in harmony [00:34.66] [00:39.22]If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing [00:43.09]What a wonderful world it would be [00:47.45]I could take her to the border and teach her how to order [00:51.68]Margaritas and Fajitas Senoritas would bring [01:10.30] [01:15.73]The circus is coming to town [01:20.23]The telephone lines are down [01:24.34]Tight rope they're stretchin' my puppy is fetchin' [01:28.61]The tin cans all scattered around [01:32.79]If I Could Teach My Chihuahua To Sing [01:37.42]The whole would live in peace [01:41.41]Instead of them fightin' everyone would be writin' [01:45.53]Love letters to Senators and Police [01:50.59] [01:52.27]Teach My Chihuahua To Sing [01:56.14]What brave new world it would be [02:00.38]I could take her to China on a big Jet Airliner [02:04.90]And Bark in the Park 'till the Freedom Bells Ring [02:13.01] [02:23.93]Teach My Chihuahua To Sing [02:27.96]There'd be no more sorrow and grief [02:32.04]I could take her to the border and teach her how to order [02:36.64]Guacamole and Posole and feel Holy and Free