Monster In The Closet-Direct Hit!

[ti:Monster In The Closet] [ar:Direct Hit!] [al:Domesplitter] [offset:0] [00:32.88]Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet [00:34.51]The door's open even though I've tried to lock it [00:36.94]His teeth are long, he's gonna eat me today [00:38.76]No matter what you say, I won't be OK, so there [00:42.07]Hey hey, won't you just turn out your pocket [00:44.63]And gimme something I can put up on the docket [00:47.26]A simple strategy for fighting it back, [00:49.32]It's not like talking to it nice is gonna put it on track [00:52.26]Just a stick or a broom that'll help me get it out of the room [00:57.07]I don't wanna meet my own doom tonight [00:58.91] [01:02.47]So hey, just help me out [01:06.91]Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout [01:13.16]Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet [01:15.91]We used some tape and now we're hoping that'll block it [01:18.54]Must be a gate into another dimension, [01:20.85]And now I feel like a moderator in a detention, but now I'm [01:24.22]Hey hey, just a picture in a locket [01:26.41]Now that it's gone and torn my bones out of their sockets [01:28.97]A solemn memory for those who knew best [01:31.23]But for the monster in the closet, wasn't even a test [01:34.11]So why couldn't you loan me a little help of your own? [01:38.62]You couldn't even look in the room to be sure [01:44.43]So hey, just help me out [01:48.87]Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout [01:54.43]Hey, just help me out [01:59.32]Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth [02:05.70]I called, I called your name out loud [02:08.20]You never came and it was just the bones they found [02:10.87]It didn't leave a single bit of meat, [02:13.62]Not enough for positive police ID [02:16.00]And now I'm gone, gone, gone, don't you regret [02:18.62]Never giving me the time you say you'd spend? [02:21.31]Sitting by my crackpot a** in bed