B**ch Went Nutz-Ben Folds

[ti:B**ch Went Nutz] [ar:Ben Folds] [al:Way to Normal] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]B**ch Went Nutz - Ben Folds (本·佛尔兹) [00:00.02]Written by：Samuel Drap/Ben Folds [00:00.04] [00:10.26]I took her with me [00:11.11]To the christmas office party [00:12.46] [00:13.79]Mistake [00:14.16] [00:19.24]She did a line and started [00:20.35]Spouting all her liberal garbage [00:22.39] [00:23.42]Bro I'm so ashamed [00:24.58] [00:28.83]I never heard such sh*t in all my life [00:31.98] [00:33.31]I hoped one day to mold you [00:35.00]Into the perfect wife [00:37.91]But you blew my hopes sky high [00:41.54]The b*tch went nutz [00:42.44] [00:44.21]Started talking about politics [00:45.71] [00:46.74]In front of all my bosses [00:48.32] [00:48.86]Bullsh*t from the internet [00:50.60]The b*tch went nutz [00:51.65] [00:53.41]I'll never be a partner at this rate [00:54.96] [00:56.05]Not with Jane [00:56.67] [00:57.18]F**king fonda Jr as my date [00:59.38] [01:00.10]Oh no [01:01.18] [01:04.19]Oh no no [01:06.32] [01:08.85]Ooh [01:09.24] [01:19.38]It took me and a couple of men to restrain her [01:21.70] [01:22.79]You should've seen her [01:23.88] [01:28.76]When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr's [01:31.21]Brand new [01:31.99] [01:32.93]Beamer [01:33.35] [01:37.88]She called us biggets with her fist in the air [01:41.05] [01:42.43]And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair [01:47.15]Now they think that I'm a f**king asshole [01:50.87]The b*tch went nutz [01:51.65] [01:53.43]Started talking about vegetables [01:55.24] [01:55.81]To the wives of all my coworkers [01:58.10]Yeah cruelty to animals [02:00.01]She thinks because [02:00.99] [02:02.51]She reads books [02:03.24]She must be smarter [02:04.85]But now when I close my eyes [02:06.95]I'll be f**king Jimmy Carter [02:09.32]Oh no [02:10.09] [02:13.34]Oh no no [02:15.01] [02:18.01]Oh no no [02:19.82] [02:33.86]Couldn't you have just nodded and smile [02:36.13] [02:36.69]From nine to twelve P M [02:39.75]Instead of telling your conspiracy theories [02:42.59] [02:43.20]To all my bosses [02:44.59] [02:46.20]And all my friends [02:47.28] [02:48.42]The b*tch went nutz [02:49.81] [02:51.41]Started putting down the christians [02:53.38] [02:53.93]And all about what the white man [02:55.45] [02:55.96]Did to the indians [02:57.92]How could I know [02:58.86] [03:00.65]That she never done blow before [03:02.18] [03:02.98]She shouted f**k dick cheney [03:04.45] [03:05.18]And then she puked on the Franklin's floor [03:06.38] [03:07.15]Oh no [03:08.39] [03:25.30]Oh no [03:27.65] [03:29.50]Oh no no [03:31.84] [03:33.79]Oh no no [03:36.10] [03:38.39]Oh no [03:39.95] [03:43.68]Oh right