The Whip-Serengeti

In UFC 3 he choked a man with his gi Lost his grip though and got hit with a knee, highlight real the way he pleaded with the referee swore he wasn't knocked out even with his lights out. In UFC 4 arm barbed by gore said he never tapped the pain was too much to endure disappointed never get into the octagon lived a quiet life in the southwest with his step-mum Around UFC 38 he tried to get back in shape give it another shot underhooks and learned to dirty box but while training, he popped his MCL said he's too old to put his body through this much hell but in UFC 3 he choked a man with his gi if he just woulda held on or avoided the knee what ifs not everyone can win championships with that known, is it better to not even attempt? Yes? Around UFC 10, he fell in love with the wren built little cages so they can go out and in around then he stopped going to the gym said he had other priorites he'd like to get in instead of training something a little more simple for years he watched the flying beasts out by his window so pretty the way they danced by the mint bushes a far cry from double legs when you pull he pushes around UFC 36 was the death of the real mitch he felt so sad he buried him by his dad confused the things he loved in life were gone still in the south-west, just him and his step-mum Around UFC 38 he tried to get back in shape was tired of Arizona and wanted to get his own place the years off finally caught up with him if he just woulda stayed focused, he might have notched a win maybe he could've opened his own gym... shit shit Around UFC 79 he fell in love with red wine at the local bar idols he'd watch fights all the time wall of fame a framed photo from when he used to train decided to stay with his step-mum and helped around with her back pain fighting (...?) idols the place is packed with hot shots, wannabes and tough guys who wanna see what the vets got hey watch out you still think you weren't knocked out he replied you dont know anything what the octagons about oh yeah old man? let's step outside it was after a few more lows to the challenge he obliged he walked out first and was attacked from the back reared naked chicks on deep had knocked off his hat flashback to the UFC 3, where if he just woulda held on to the technique with the gi nightmares about where his life'd be reverse of this time and knocked the punk out with his knee "And winner by KO hailing from Battle Creek Michigan residing in Scotchdale Arizona Gary The Whip Gary The Whip Give it up for THE WHIP!"