A Secretary Is Not a Toy-Daniel Radcliffe & John Larroquette

[00:04.25]a secretary is not a toy, [00:08.12]no my boy; [00:10.05]not a toy to fondle and dandle [00:14.81]and playfully handle [00:17.78]in search of some puerile joy. [00:22.59]no, a secretary is not, [00:27.82]definitely not a toy. [00:32.86] [00:37.38]you're absolutely right, mr. bratt! [00:41.16]we wouldn't have any other way, mr. bratt! [00:45.45]it's a company rule, mr. bratt! [00:48.19] [00:57.12]a secretary is not a toy, [00:59.14]no my boy, [01:00.42]not a toy. [01:02.30]so do not go jumping for joy, [01:05.30]boy! a secretary is not... [01:07.78]a secretary is not, [01:09.79]a secretary is not ...a toy. [01:14.60] [01:21.08]a secretary is not a pet, [01:25.76]nor an erector set. [01:29.93]t happened to charlie mccoy, boy! [01:32.39]they fired him a shot [01:34.38]the day the fellow forgot [01:37.01]a secretary is not... a toy! [01:41.61] [01:43.83]she's a highly specialized key [01:47.62]component of operation unity... [01:50.18]a fine and sensitive mechanism [01:52.40]to serve the office community [01:54.39]with a mother at home [01:56.11]she supports. [01:58.62]and you'll find nothing like her at f.a.o. schwartz! [02:02.77] [02:05.91]a secretary is not to be [02:07.76]used for play therapy. [02:12.75]be good to the girl you employ, boy; [02:14.58]remember, no matter what [02:16.20]neurotic trouble you've got, [02:18.97]a secretary is not ...a toy. [02:23.54] [02:32.18]a secretary is not a thing [02:34.33]one buy key, hold by string [02:36.55]her pad...is to write in, [02:38.77]and not spend the night in [02:40.88]if that's what you plan to enjoy. [02:46.45]no! [02:48.04]the secretary you got, [02:49.61]is definitely not [02:51.83]employed to do a gavotte, [02:54.00]or you know what, [02:56.32]before you jump for joy, [02:58.52]remember this my boy, [03:05.02]a secretary is not, [03:09.30]a tinker toy!