Glorified Hype Man-Busdriver

Glorified Hype Man Broadcast - (Busdriver) It has been announced earlier this evening That America’s favorite boy band The Weather Has disband Each member refusing to speak to each other Or the press (Busdriver) I don’t want to be in this group I want to pursue my solo career Coke and do beer I’ll be broke in a year and move into my stepparent’s guesthouse But my mama rants she wants me to move out I said "not a chance" and she drowned my pet mouse in my lava lamp I’m a reluctant star I play g-funk in my car and my image consultant has me wearing an expensive chain with a wife-beater I’m in to petty thieving You eat veggie-vegan and look like a sixties civil rights leader I need new management (Busdriver) Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you (Radioinactive) Precisely When he poisoned Radioinactive with a glass of Saccharin and threw a dispenser of napkins at Busdriver over an argument over affirmative action… that's when we knew that he had fallen over the edge Broadcast - (Busdriver) Rapper slain on the corner of Wilshire while on the set of the Spielberg film 'Cocoon-Grin' Former band-mate was sought for questioning when found wandering Santa Monica wearing a headdress asking bystanders what year it was Needless to say his testimony was discredited Reaction - Rhetteric (As The Concerned Homie) (Radioinactive) He was like a brother to me and the d**est rapper ever to step up to the mic He wanted to fight in the Gulf War He was a reserve in the Coast Guard Got sent to Iraq and sent us postcards with rhymes on the back His moms told us it was friendly fire on a routine maneuver Got run over by a tank tire Just behind enemy lines We weren’t gonna pretend to be fine We cried on the record when we did his rhymes Got tattoos of his line "blowing up like landmines." Cause my ish is da bomb R.I.P MC Top Ram (Busdriver) Anything you can do I can do better I can do anything better than you (Busdriver) We broke up because I beat up and offend Promoters and club owners And now they’re screening their relatives for blood donors My love folder's full of wide-rule sheets Me Tribe Unique And OMD paint sky-blue streaks On the face of mountains But I do stink So you will boo (Radioinactive) After catching Busdriver with my baby cousin in the blue Chrysler I stabbed him in the stomach with a rusty screwdriver I tried to get him a tutor cause he never even learned how to read He would fake an asthma attack before every show And if he never comes back from the Netherlands That would explain the snowchains on the tattoo of the school bus on his face I heard it was because he got locked up for selling c*****e on the school bus as a kid