G On-Kool G Rap

Every eleven minutesacross the usa A man is a victim of c*** Blocking This action usually results in broken friendships The followingis an example.. [Kool] Aiyyo Jinx [Jinx] Hey whassup G? [Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute [Jinx] Uh huh [Kool] The B***h got a nice assand I'm tryin to get in it [Jinx] Coolthat's alrightbut why you tellin me this shit? [Kool] To make sure you don't mind [Jinx] Uh-huh [Kool] chillin out while I hit it [Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the tv set [Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet [Kool] Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell *Ding dong ding dong* [Kool] The B***h is ringin on my bell Opened the door, " Whassup baby? Yo come on in Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend" Now everything is going according to plan " Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?) I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat " Yo Jinx," " Whassup?" " Later nigga, I'm goin to the back" " See ya!" I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused.. .. I'm gonna get some drawers So we laid on the bed and I just smiled Because I'm dreamin about f**kin her doggystyle So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her *Zipper sound* f**k it, I'll just pull down her zipper Feelin her ass, and damn the s**t is soft " Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?" I got the whore ready to let a n***a score *Knocking* Yo who the f**k is at my door? *Knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck I cracked the door, " Yo Jinx, what the f**k is up?" " Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and shit You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh" " What water nigga? Go 'head, go and get it" " Aight" " Now leave me the f**k alone so I can hit it" " Aight thanks man" So then I slammed the door shut *door slams* I turned around this B***h is pullin her pants back on her butt Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh* I'm tryin to convince her but the s**t didn't work So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops) Yeah don't worry, that same s**t won't happen twice *Knocking* " Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??" Shit, didn't even get my jock in *Knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is c*** Blocking " Now you know this just don't make no kind of sense" " Blockin my c***, like a god damn??" " And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." " Blockin my c***, like a god damn??" [Kool G. Rap] Thinkin of a B***h I could be hittin, for no salary So I called Valerie, found out the B***h was babysittin The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now Suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup She said, " Come over I'm alone" And I was knockin at the door before the B***h hung up the phone " Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you" " Whassup?" Yeah that's some s**t you gotta say to get your dick into the P***y tissue Went in the house and had a seat The little boy put fifty motherf**kin toys by my feet Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps I wish this little motherf**ker'd take his ass to sleep Now my leg got crazy scratches I said, " Here, you wanna play?" I gave his ass a book of matches (Hey!) I couldn't even get a rap Without this little motherf**ker jumpin his ass into my bitch's lap I started rubbin on her curves But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves I pulled the B***h up by her hair " What's the matter baby?" " Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?" " Alright baby" She took me to a room that was dark " Hey, come in here" I was undressin on the way to get a head start And then I let the door shut Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore's butt Suckin on her titties like candy Five minutes later had her comin in her panties Now she's ready for the dick " Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) " Well first, take a lick!" Down on her knees is where she dropped Suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my c*** Bust that nut, that's what I'm hopin Then yo, all of a sudden, the door flew wide open What the hell is this about? *Child crying* She jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth Yeah, the little nigga's throwin a fit Talkin about he's hungry and shit " Wait a minute baby, let me get up so I can feed him" But I felt like takin off my belt and beat him He already gave my leg a cut Now the little bastard is f**kin up my nut She, didn't even get the lead off So I picked up one of his Ninja Turtle dolls and pulled the head off (Hey whatchu doin?) Yeah motherf**ker now we even Forty-five minute passed, the B***h ain't back, f**kit I'm leavin I got dressed, and put my hat back on my head (Hey!) " Later bitch," " No wait baby" " Drop dead!" " What??" " And by the way, thanks a lot and uhh.. F**k you and that little n***a for c*** Blockin!" " Now you know this just don't make no kind of sense" " Blockin my c***, like a god damn??" " And for the life of me, I didn't know why.." " Blockin my c***, like a god damn??" [Kool G. Rap] So all you niggaz with the helmets and shoulderpads Stay the f**k away from me, word up The next time you wanna block nigga Try out for the Jets baby, word up Yo, that n***a Polo's c*** Blockin like a motherf**ker That n***a Jinx is c*** Blockin My dancers are straight up roadblocks n shit That n***a Bill Blass has been c*** Blockin all his life And that n***a Eric B. 's c*** Blockin