I'm My Own Grandpa-Lonzo And Oscar

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:Lonzo] [al:Dixie Road] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo And Oscar [00:09.99]Now many many years ago [00:11.90]When I was twenty-three [00:13.71]I was married to a widow [00:15.58]Who was pretty as can be [00:17.64] [00:18.17]This widow had a grown-up daughter [00:20.62]Who had hair of red [00:22.37]My father fell in love with her [00:24.59]And soon the two were wed [00:26.64]This made my dad my son-in-law [00:28.73]And changed my very life [00:30.72]My daughter was my mother [00:32.56]'Cause she was my father's wife [00:34.96]To complicate the matter [00:36.77]Even though it brought me joy [00:39.29]I soon became the father [00:40.96]Of a bouncing baby boy [00:43.36]My little baby then became [00:45.52]A brother-in-law to Dad [00:47.60]And so became my uncle [00:49.55]Though it made me very sad [00:51.88]For if he was my uncle [00:53.69]Then that also made him brother [00:55.97]Of the widow's grown-up daughter [00:57.82]Who of course is my step-mother [01:00.28]I'm my own grandpa [01:03.93] [01:04.56]I'm my own grandpa [01:08.40]It sounds funny I know [01:10.32]But it really is so [01:12.47]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:16.55] [01:25.17]While father's wife then had a son [01:27.48]Who kept them on the run [01:29.50]And he became my grandchild [01:31.54]For he was my daughter's son [01:33.62]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:35.79]And it makes me blue [01:37.71]Because although she is my wife [01:39.91]She's my grandmother too [01:41.35] [01:41.90]Now if my wife is my grandmother [01:44.11]Then I'm her grandchild [01:45.88]And every time I think of it [01:48.25]It nearly drives me wild [01:50.31]For now I have become [01:51.70]The strangest case you ever saw [01:53.88] [01:54.41]As husband of my grandma [01:56.72]I am my own grandpa [01:58.12]You said it [01:58.91]I am my own grandpa [02:01.79] [02:03.28]I am my own grandpa [02:06.68]It sounds funny I know [02:08.62]But it really is so [02:10.70]Oh I am my own grandpa