副作用之喊出嚟-洪卓立/达哥

[ti:副作用之喊出嚟] [ar:洪卓立] [al:副作用之喊出嚟] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.10]副作用之喊出嚟 - 洪卓立 (Ken Hung)/达哥 (turing) [00:00.20]词：James Mathus [00:00.30]曲：James Mathus [00:00.40] [00:06.85]达哥:人类发问往往都系想 [00:10.20]人答心入面嘅答案 [00:11.39] [00:11.99]你老细问你今晚有无野做 [00:14.07]可唔可以OT呀 [00:15.28]你应该答无野做 [00:16.90]都唔OT呀吹咩 [00:18.49] [00:19.46]女友问你喇 [00:20.33]今晚不如食日本野丫 [00:22.57]你应该答好㖞 [00:23.85]不过你煮呀 [00:25.24]唔系出去食 [00:26.50]点解你食咁多餐你都唔识煮呀 [00:28.58]呢个道理系我12岁 [00:31.52]看破红尘悟出既大道理 [00:33.80]洪卓立:凌乱布局无人来打扫 [00:38.12] [00:38.71]楼下有个潮阳老妇在传道 [00:42.65] [00:43.23]新闻报导维持台风信号 [00:47.01] [00:47.77]频道转几只小狗扑电兔 [00:51.49] [00:52.31]同事说绿茶可送药 [00:56.76]化学界发明血液流著 [01:00.70] [01:01.22]光天化日谋财的策略 [01:05.11] [01:06.03]杜指正在跳跃 [01:09.75] [01:10.38]还未吃掉坟场来的菜 [01:13.92] [01:14.84]留在雪柜内继续期待 [01:18.73] [01:19.36]我走向露台愈看愈呆 [01:23.20] [01:23.86]谁话祷告便有爱 [01:27.84] [01:28.49]男或女爽不停封面喜欢色情 [01:32.92]难道我不著衫可脱颖 [01:36.77] [01:37.37]多么有用成年人的冷静 [01:41.94]离席了若然没有事情 [01:45.71] [01:46.35]随便播著填词人的痛 [01:50.29] [01:50.88]门合上眼合上别言重 [01:54.92] [01:55.47]副歌太类同愈听愈蒙 [01:59.49] [02:00.01]各位继续闹哄哄 [02:04.20]达哥:话说有次我唔记得左做功课啦 [02:06.86]老师即刻黑口黑面系到 [02:09.19]问点解唔记得左做功课呀 [02:11.61]你无写手册架咩 [02:13.79]我心谂点咩解呀大佬 [02:16.98]唔记得左重点咩解呀 [02:18.93]大笨象点解去打仗 [02:20.69]打完仗重要食辣椒酱 [02:22.41] [02:23.00]小皮球点解会系香蕉油呀 [02:25.23]个波搽左油可以变猛虎射球咩 [02:27.78] [02:28.47]点解小明小明小小明下一句 [02:30.89]系上上下下左左右右火车捐山窿呀 [02:33.77]小明关火车咩事呀点解 [02:36.81]依个世界上好多野都无得解架 [02:39.43]洪卓立+达哥:从未发现灵魂如此重 [02:44.09] [02:44.63]疲倦了成全我别移动 [02:48.59] [02:49.25]终止发育余生发梦 [02:53.68]各位继续闹哄哄 [02:57.47]达哥:呢番话我当然无讲到出口啦 [03:00.68]我拣左ㅡ个可以快趣了结呢件事嘅答案 [03:04.32]Miss我特登唔做嘅吹咩 [03:07.30] [03:07.91]结果老师终于爽快咁记我大过 [03:10.69]然后放我走喇