Tim Westwood Freestyle-Eminem

[ti:Tim Westwood Freestyle (Feat. Mr. Porter)] [ar:Eminem] [al:Bad Meets Evil] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Tim Westwood Freestyle - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:28.73]Welcome to the ill world of Mr P-O [00:31.37]Aye keep the talk B; I'm tryna see dough [00:33.85]If it ain't about bread what we gon' speak fo [00:36.36]If it ain't no lead then it ain't no beef bro [00:39.19]You better get a leash cause your freak ho [00:41.25]Specialize in wood like she Home Depot [00:44.09]I'm like Chico DeBarge we stars [00:46.70]Roscoe P Coltrane in these bars man [00:49.48]Amtrak I'll break her damn back man [00:51.92]It's Ralph Lauren this ain't no damn Chaps [00:54.36]It's all Polo; I'm so pro though [00:56.95]You bird-crazy: El Pollo Loco [00:59.35]Talking bout cheese and this ain't no photo [01:01.88]Asking bout rings like the ho know Frodo [01:03.97] [01:04.64]You better get out of my house and sh*t [01:06.71] [01:07.36]I think I threw up in my mouth a bit I'm sick [01:09.98]Niggas be lying talking 'bout that bust a heater [01:12.18]Once I see him maybe more like Justin Bieber [01:14.81]Leaving my rivals underground like Skyzoo's how I do [01:18.80]I have her laying in the street and bleeding [01:21.32]Butt naked with a bullet in his muthaf**king head like Erykah Badu [01:24.45] [01:25.02]I find irony in being in a place [01:26.92]Where I'm wearing Gucci mayne; getting White boy wasted [01:30.39]I tell a ni**a break bread or take lead [01:32.71]I'm tryna get rid of this weight like K-Fed [01:35.13]Me and Denaun got a gangsta bond [01:37.15]We like that once-in-a-lifetime thang to you that ain't the prom [01:40.37]The next MC that rhyme official with ref with a whistle [01:42.94]That ain't Young Money I'mma definitely diss you [01:45.49]If you rhyming packing a Mac with back of the Acura [01:48.81]Or perhaps you can't match my spectacular vernacular [01:50.86]You still rhyming bottles with models college for knowledge [01:53.25]Using the word swagger you're probably garbage [01:55.61]You thugs funny comparing 5'9" to anybody [01:58.54]You comparing Superman to Bugs Bunny [02:00.36] [02:10.24]I'm like a White Michael - Vick psycho enough to stick [02:13.38]Michael J Fox in a microwave with a Rott [02:15.96]I might make a little Alizé with a side of NyQuil [02:18.70]And ride a motorcycle bike right through the side of my high school [02:21.28]Satan's disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and a white diaper [02:23.92]Liable to sh*t on you while I snipe you [02:25.43] [02:26.11]So d**e he gets off opiates what an appropriate [02:27.57]Way to start off his day; he may just smart off to Dre [02:30.94]He may be hard to contain cause his rage is so hard to gauge [02:33.30]See Hannibal ate his face and met Jason gnawed off his leg [02:35.81]Amazing hard-on for razors and blades and anything sharp [02:38.60]Even poisonous darts; it all plays a major part of his game [02:41.25]Holy water won't ward him off crucifixes won't do the trick [02:43.46]He's so sick it's ridiculous; sawed the crazy part off his brain [02:45.88]He's still insane why's there bloodstains on his carpet mane [02:48.39]There's some crazy sh*t going on in Shady's apartment again [02:50.96] [03:01.04]Okay it's back to the blocks slinging yay like the old days [03:04.21]Superman on the beat I carry my whole state [03:06.96]You wooden legs to a house: you can't hold weight [03:09.47]Oh sh*t it's O'Shea Jackson okay [03:11.77]A little bit of this twisted out with Obama in it [03:14.47]Mr Porter back with anthrax like Osama sent him [03:17.21]B**ch I'm all that; I drive the girls crazy [03:19.86]They gotta look at Rorschachs to get they thoughts back [03:22.20]I ain't a small fry small ticker small tack [03:24.66]I make 'em all cry with big dick and raw sack [03:27.20]The potblood of science to return a raw rap [03:29.92]I'm the best mayne: Eli Porter stance [03:32.35] [03:42.51]Y'all b**ches should call Nickle the Don Bishop [03:44.94]A poet a mixer of Don Goines and John Grisham [03:47.40]Flow'll have you rewinding it four or five times [03:49.59]That landmine rhyme written with porcupine line [03:52.11]Step up in here with the Slaughterhouse [03:53.76]C O B Gang will approach you and bend ya gun barrel to a Horseshoe [03:57.50]Only f**k wit monsters we the truth monsters will pop up on you [04:01.09]Like you said Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice [04:03.37]I can't even see the booth I could fit Stevie's shoe [04:05.76]I'm sick I got the Desert Eagle flu [04:07.76]I'm rich lil' ni**a we don't need a cent we Teflon [04:10.29]The doctor tried to take blood the needle bent ask mom [04:12.83] [04:13.53]Outta my mind if you can imagine [04:15.14]Using Magic's johnson without a condom I'm bonkers [04:17.56] [04:19.04]Got the streets going dude it's tremendous [04:20.99]If I come for ya blood I ain't gon' be using syringes [04:23.27] [04:33.02]Newsflash I'm still trashed them pills should'a killed my a** [04:36.01]But they didn't they just made me stronger [04:37.80]It's like they rebuilt my a** like the Six Million Dollar Man after the crash [04:41.56]It's Aftermath b**ch and my milk glass is still half-empty [04:43.95] [04:44.63]Yeah tempt me Hell isn't enough [04:46.43]They need to invent somewhere new to send me [04:48.52]As sick as I'm getting they'll stick me in a conventional oven [04:51.31]With a rotisserie setting and won't even notice me sweating [04:53.90]Sh*t I done made a verse said some foul sh*t [04:56.28]Tryna go back fix it f**ked around and just made it worse [04:58.76]Yeah I'm back looking no worse for wear got these haters [05:02.03]Mad enough to rip off their hair and start punching the air [05:04.27]Panties so in a bunch that they can't function [05:06.58]It's Shady and Royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair [05:09.22]So stop acting like a punk get a pair [05:11.37]Take a pill and fall the f**k out spill ya lunch in the chair [05:13.78] [05:33.22]Look I'm sick somebody better get the Dimetapp [05:36.69] [05:37.40]Who I gotta shoot just to prove that I can rap [05:39.99]People ask where my shine is at [05:42.05]I say check the liner notes I done done all kinda crap [05:44.79] [05:45.76]I am so much of a star b**ch [05:47.42]That I can fart and piss on the red carpet [05:49.71]Look my bank account's retarded [05:52.58]My debit card's got a helmet and a harness hey [05:54.51] [05:55.46]Meet demands but they all are harmless [05:57.72]At shows my riders always the largest [06:00.24]I need four pounds of fried poultry carcass [06:02.89]And red M&Ms chartered from Charlotte [06:05.07]Look and if you try to act dumb and start sh*t [06:08.09]I just yell at em like I'm the artist [06:10.18] [06:11.19]In fact that you know the deal [06:12.90]If you wanna play sick we can all get ill [06:15.33]Look: measles mumps I made you b**ches [06:18.06]I don't need you chumps y'all got cheese and I need my chunks [06:21.77] [06:22.45]Hurry up so I can go to burn rubber and get some more dunks [06:26.23] [06:46.25]Now if your attitude determines your latitude [06:48.41]This house that we call hip-hop I'm in the attic fool [06:51.03]A mic and two turntables fit for the unstable [06:53.52]Converted to a padded room keep a street sweeper in fact [06:56.17]I call the mag a broom you seeing beef seeing things [06:58.59]You must'a had yourself a bag of shrooms I make a call [07:01.63]Make 'em fake a fall my clique is too sick say goodbye [07:04.52]In the streets where the stakes is high like Ruth's Chris [07:07.27]I'm from the city of true sh*t [07:08.79]Where the mayor went to jail for being a player right after Proof split [07:12.17]Levels the head of competitors Royce that [07:14.25]I'm drinking everyday til Hex Murda get his regular voice back [07:17.74]Ras I got ya look scared at ya blast from ya [07:19.73]From a block away; ask Tricky I'm that niggie [07:22.47]I'm mo hooder than black Dickies [07:24.16]I rap like committing suicide in the booth taking the track with me [07:27.61]Patrón's in my chromosomes in order to leave it alone [07:30.39]You have to ween me off that Lorena Bobbitt chopper'd [07:32.20]Knock a weenie off put your body between chalk [07:35.19]I'm squeezing the nine iron like I'm swinging golf [07:37.98]I'm with the best rapper alive put something on it [07:40.54]Your sound's plain as a cheeseburger with nothing on it [07:42.91] [07:57.97]I'll do a hundred-yard dash just to slash Kim Kardash' in the a** [08:01.31]With a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash [08:03.43]You may look like the passenger for that don't be a smartass [08:05.93]Yeah laugh while you sit there thinking that the hard part passed [08:08.31]You ain't seen pain till Leatherface flips mayne [08:10.53]I'll cut ya f**king balls off homie my saw's off the chain [08:13.45]I chopped the b**ch in half with it sawed off her legs [08:15.93]And the top half of the torso f**king crawled off insane [08:18.33] [08:18.85]I ain't seen sh*t like that since I went to Mike Jack's [08:21.30]And took the Elephant Man's skull f**ked it and put it right back [08:23.95]Handed my dick to Bubbles while he sucked it and licked my nut sack [08:26.84]Gave him a reach-around while I f**ked him right in his butt crack [08:29.17]Nah I ain't taking it back faggot f**k that [08:31.66]I give a f**k about nothing so here's where you f**ked up at [08:34.42]Don't go touching that can man; you don't wanna open up that [08:36.67]Wait a min ah sh*t Alchemist cut that