Ya Mama (Explicit)-The Pharcyde

[ti:Ya Mama] [ar:The Pharcyde] [al:Cydeways: The Best Of The Pharcyde] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ya Mama (Explicit) - The Pharcyde [00:03.98]Yo man you gotta be you know [00:05.89]You gotta be on to die [00:07.22]Man what's up with that [00:08.36]Yo bro-shot [00:09.10]Yeah word up bro-shot [00:10.56]Uh we need some brothers to be [00:12.46]Uh like droppin knowledge [00:13.38] [00:19.56]Yeah well you do that like right now [00:21.23] and some wisdom for the people [00:22.59]What's up with that [00:23.34]OK I got it [00:24.19]Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she ) [00:26.79]Ya mama is so big and fat [00:28.30]That she can get busy [00:29.39]With twenty-two burritos [00:30.55]But times are rough [00:31.88]I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs [00:34.51]The sad fact what [00:35.75]Ya mama smokes crack what [00:37.07]She got a burning yearning [00:38.18]And there's no turning back [00:39.34]Her knuckles drag down [00:40.76]To the ground when she walk [00:42.28]Spit comes out that b**ch mouth [00:43.87]When she talk [00:44.84]Naked on a mountain top [00:46.23]Tootin on a flizoot [00:47.52]Ridin on a horse drinking [00:48.88]Whisky out a bizoot [00:50.15]She's got the wings [00:50.84]And teeth of an african bat [00:52.73]Her middle name is Mudbone [00:54.69]And on top of all that: [00:56.10]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [00:58.79]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [01:01.42]Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it [01:04.09]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [01:05.77] [01:06.34]Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer [01:08.62]With some rocks [01:09.40]With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks [01:12.08]Held up the ice cream truck [01:13.88]With a slingshot [01:14.80]She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn [01:16.53]And a soda pop [01:17.50]Ya mama root'n'toot [01:18.55]And stole my loot and my suit [01:20.02]She may have the muscles [01:21.31]But no she's not cute [01:22.24]She's not pretty [01:23.45]Oh what a pity got the glass titty [01:25.58]Filled up with Kool-aid [01:26.77]Just for the kiddies [01:27.85]On a cliff butt naked [01:29.41]Tootin on a flute [01:30.72]Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot [01:33.13]She's got the teeth [01:33.89]And the wings of an African bat [01:35.87]Her middle name is Mudbone [01:37.56]And on top of all that [01:38.66]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:40.83] [01:41.34]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:43.47] [01:43.99]Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet [01:46.63]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [01:48.74]Watch out I'm thinkin about [01:50.04]Your mother to a funky beat [01:51.53]I went to your house [01:52.97]And she licked me on the cheek [01:54.46]I said excuse me lady [01:55.92]But I remember seeing you at the Palladium [01:58.65]Way back in September [01:59.46]Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls [02:01.67] [02:02.29]In some bright red boxer drawers [02:04.24] [02:05.03]You said ya moms was pretty and young [02:07.05]But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue [02:10.05]Ya moms ya moms she uses Brut [02:12.35]And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking [02:14.18]Whisky out a boot [02:15.33]She's got the wings [02:16.08]And teeth of an african bat [02:18.04]Her middle name is Mudbone [02:19.61]And on top of all that [02:21.31]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:23.93]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:26.61]Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand [02:28.71] [02:29.24]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [02:31.24]Aw ya mom is so fat [02:33.35]How fat is she [02:34.59]We rode up on her back to [02:36.03]Get some burgers from Wendy's [02:37.30]And her skates went flat; [02:38.48]I got stuck in her butt crack [02:39.97]They thought I was lost [02:41.11]But I was caught by the G-strap [02:42.60]Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way [02:45.18]Cause that would blow me [02:46.47]Round the world in a day [02:47.85]We drove into the drive-in [02:49.16]And she didn't have to pay [02:50.23]Because we dressed her up [02:51.53]To look just like a Chevrolet [02:52.68]Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot [02:55.24]Ridin on a horse drinkin [02:56.68]Whisky out a bizoot [02:57.71]With the wings [02:58.58]And the teeth of an african bat ba-aa-aa-at [03:03.23] [03:03.82]Her middle name is Mudbone [03:05.26]And on top of all that [03:06.86]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:09.32]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:11.89]Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap [03:14.47]Ya mama ya mama ya mama [03:16.18] [03:18.22]Ya mama got snake skin teeth [03:19.58] [03:22.05]Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings [03:24.97]Dude she looks like hehehe [03:26.58] [03:27.27]Ya mama was making sex threats [03:28.97]To Ricky Bell and sh*t [03:30.07] [03:30.85]Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man [03:32.82]For a sip ni**a [03:34.18]Ya mama was walking down on Sunset [03:36.49]With a 99 cent sign on her back [03:38.20] [03:40.46]Ya mama's a sellout ni**a ya mama [03:42.32] [03:44.28]Ni**a ya mama did a pop tune ni**a [03:46.28] [03:47.39]Ya mama's glasses are so thick [03:49.04]She look into a map [03:50.16]And see people wavin at her [03:51.36] [03:52.80]Your mother got an Ouija board on her back [03:55.00] [03:56.23]Sidney with EQ and everything [03:57.96]What he be sayin [03:58.72] [03:59.81]His mother be hooked fishin [04:00.94]With a hook and reel at the frozen food section [04:03.74]Tre's mama got Playdough teeth [04:05.17] [04:07.08]Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now [04:09.41]And Laters and sh*t [04:10.22] [04:11.24]Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and sh*t