I'm My Own Grandpa-Lonzo/The Cowboy Ramblers

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:Lonzo/The Cowboy Ramblers] [al:Classics of Nashville, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo/The Cowboy Ramblers [00:00.58]It sounds funny I know [00:03.23] [00:04.52]But it really is so [00:07.49] [00:08.42]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:13.95] [00:18.30]I'm my own grandpa [00:21.22] [00:22.60]I'm my own grandpa [00:25.78] [00:26.61]It sounds funny I know [00:28.79]But it really is so [00:31.03]Oh I'm my own grandpa [00:34.65] [00:35.85]Oh many many years ago [00:37.85]When I was twenty three [00:40.12]I was married to a widow [00:41.97]Who was pretty as can be [00:44.53]This widow had a grown up daughter [00:46.96]Who had hair of red [00:48.86]My father fell in love with her [00:51.12]And soon the two were wed [00:53.24]This made my dad my son in law [00:55.45]And changed my very life [00:57.09] [00:57.72]For my daughter was my mother [00:59.43]'Cause she was my father's wife [01:01.35] [01:01.86]To complicate the matter [01:03.75]Even though it brought me joy [01:05.75] [01:06.28]I soon became the father [01:08.18]Of a bouncing baby boy [01:10.62]My little baby then became [01:12.84]A brother in law to dad [01:15.00]And so became my uncle [01:16.79]Though it made me very sad [01:19.30]For if he was my uncle [01:21.15]Then that also made him brother [01:23.69]Of the widow's grown up daughter [01:25.53]Who of course is my step mother [01:27.65] [01:28.33]I'm my own grandpa [01:31.61] [01:32.62]I'm my own grandpa [01:35.81] [01:36.65]It sounds funny I know [01:38.57]But it really is so [01:40.75]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:44.45] [01:45.51]My father's wife then had a son [01:47.56]Who kept them on the run [01:49.78]And he became my grandchild [01:51.95]For he was my daughter's son [01:54.12]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:56.46]And it makes me blue [01:58.45]Because although she is my wife [02:00.56]She's my grandmother too [02:02.34] [02:02.95]I'm my own grandpa [02:06.47] [02:07.34]I'm my own grandpa [02:10.55] [02:11.31]It sounds funny I know [02:13.22]But it really is so [02:15.48]Oh I'm my own grandpa [02:19.53] [02:25.35]Now if my wife is my grandmother [02:27.70]Then I'm her grandchild [02:29.19] [02:29.73]And every time I think of it [02:31.74]It nearly drives me wild [02:33.89]For now I have become [02:35.56]The strangest case you ever saw [02:38.33]As husband of my grandmother [02:40.40]I am my own grandpa [02:42.33] [02:42.92]I'm my own grandpa [02:45.97] [02:47.17]I'm my own grandpa [02:50.28] [02:51.19]It sounds funny I know [02:53.05]But it really is so [02:55.31]Oh I'm my own grandpa