Life Gets Tee-J'us Don't It?-Tex Williams/Celeste Holm

[ti:Life Gets Tee-j'us Don't It?] [ar:Tex Williams/Six Hits/a Miss] [al:Lion & Albert: Vintage Comedy Classics] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Life Gets Tee-J'us Don't It? - Tex Williams/Celeste Holm [00:12.94]The sun comes up and the sun goes down [00:15.52] [00:16.39]The hands on the clock keep a going 'round [00:19.23]I just get up and it's time to lay down [00:21.90] [00:22.88]Life gets tee jus don't it [00:24.80] [00:25.61]My shoes untied but I don't care [00:28.34] [00:29.40]I ain't a figuring on going nowhere [00:31.18] [00:31.94]For I'd have to wash and comb my hair [00:34.68] [00:35.45]And that's just wasted effort [00:36.87] [00:38.34]The water in the well just getting lower and lower [00:40.81] [00:41.70]Can't take a bath at six months more [00:43.86] [00:44.65]But I've heared it said and it's true I'm sure [00:47.00]That to much bathing will will weaken you [00:50.18] [00:51.06]I opened the door and the fly's swarm in [00:53.48] [00:54.31]Closed the door and I'm sweating again [00:56.25] [00:57.08]And in the pros a huchh crack my shin [00:59.55]Just one darn thing after another [01:02.24] [01:15.79]You know that old brown mule he must be sick [01:18.16] [01:18.85]I jambed him in the rump with a pin on a stick [01:21.67] [01:22.28]He humped his back but he wouldn't kick [01:24.67] [01:25.29]Now there's something cock eyed somewhere [01:27.21] [01:28.63]A mouse a chewing on the pantry door [01:30.88] [01:32.12]He's been at it fer a month or more [01:34.06] [01:34.94]When he gets through he'd sure gonna be sore [01:37.86]'Cause there ain't a darned thing in there [01:39.73] [01:41.17]Hound dog howling so forlorn [01:43.67] [01:44.57]Laziest dog that was ever born [01:47.39]He's a howling 'cause he's a setting on a thorn [01:50.50]And just to tired to move over [01:52.37] [01:53.70]The tin roof leaks and chimney leans [01:56.00] [01:56.74]And there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans [01:59.48] [02:00.31]And I ett the last of the pork and beans [02:02.93]Just can't depend on nothing [02:04.77] [02:18.79]Cow's gone dry and the hens won't lay [02:21.42] [02:22.03]Fish quit bitting and it's Saturday [02:24.26] [02:25.15]Troubles are piling up day by day [02:27.84] [02:28.53]And now I'm getting dandruff [02:30.22] [02:31.38]Grief and misery pains and woes [02:34.13] [02:34.86]Debts and taxes so it goes [02:37.30] [02:37.95]I think I'm getting a cold in my nose [02:40.36] [02:40.99]Life get tee just don't it