Dipso Calypso-Frank Cordell & His Orchestra/Alan Dean/The Mike Sammes Singers/Alfie Bass

[ti:Dipso Calypso] [ar:Peter Sellers/Barker] [al:Vintage British Comedy, Vol. 8] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dipso Calypso - Frank Cordell & His Orchestra/Alan Dean/The Mike Sammes Singers/Alfie Bass [00:00.70]Ladies and gentlemen the dipso calypso [00:04.24] [00:05.48]Alright boys 1 2 7 9 [00:08.10] [00:17.17]Now there's a town where the folks are dumb [00:19.66] [00:20.23]But they're always happy and never glumb [00:22.47] [00:23.28]They just drink rum till they feel quite numb [00:26.10]And do the dipso calypso [00:28.56] [00:29.39]The dipso calypso [00:30.76] [00:32.17]You shake your head and your hips so [00:34.38] [00:35.01]With a bottle of rum inside your little tum [00:37.73] [00:38.29]Doing the dip so calypso ooh [00:41.17] [00:49.03]Oh right in the mood now jackson [00:50.58]Good luck you everybody [00:51.40] [00:53.24]Now the native girl on the virgin islands [00:55.83] [00:56.57]They sit around wearing nothing but smiles [00:58.92] [00:59.53]There are two men they won't let in [01:01.82] [01:02.53]Charlie chaplin and meril flinn [01:04.78] [01:13.22]Mmh [01:13.69] [01:17.52]Now I called on a lady her name was ms brown [01:20.19] [01:20.70]Mm she was having a bath and she could not come down [01:23.63]I said slip on something you won't weigh a tick [01:26.41]So she slipped on de soap and came down pretty quick [01:29.15] [01:36.69]That was a bit of an old one [01:37.75]Never mind I'm getting paid [01:38.71] [01:40.41]Here we go [01:40.78] [01:42.11]There was a lady named viccar's [01:44.09] [01:44.69]Who went with her boy to the flickers [01:46.75] [01:47.72]He saw a bit of wool and started to pull [01:50.10] [01:50.66]And that's how de girl lost her knitting [01:52.82] [01:54.44]Pardon me which side of the record am I on [01:57.00] [01:57.55]If they're playing this side it's the top [01:59.40]If they're playing the other side it's the bottom [02:01.17]Just as I thought ask silly questions you get silly answers [02:05.00] [02:05.68]How I'm gonna get back to that little hole in the middle I'll never know [02:08.27] [02:09.21]Last verse coming up good luck everybody [02:10.94] [02:11.68]I bought a lady a set last week [02:14.30] [02:14.93]You could not buy one finer [02:16.66] [02:17.69]Last night I laid in bed and I heard [02:20.78]My wife getting on to china [02:22.76] [02:23.61]Oh [02:24.08]The dipso calypso whoo [02:26.97]You shake ah your head and your hip so [02:29.04] [02:29.62]With a bottle of rum inside your little tum [02:32.38] [02:32.89]You too can do the dipso calypso ooh [02:39.85]Hop ah hoppah [02:40.60] [02:41.63]I'm single now [02:42.33] [02:49.89]How was that