Naked Man Skit (Roy Wood Jr)-Chamillionaire

[ti:Naked Man Skit (Roy Wood Jr)] [ar:Chamillionaire] [al:Major Pain 1.5] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Naked Man Skit (Roy Wood Jr) - Chamillionaire (天生赢家) [00:01.47](Hello ) Yeah yeah good mornin (good mornin) [00:04.64]This here is Leo Devlin [00:05.76]I'm callin on the behalf of Sackerson Corporation [00:08.08]We run the corporate complaints for the Allegasco [00:10.19]Down there in Alabama you're [00:11.56]An Allegasco employee correct [00:13.19](Right) Yessur well I'm tryin to call to follow up wit'cha [00:16.71]On the incident that occurred when you (maaaaaan) [00:18.74](F**K YOU and that motherf**ker what told you that ) [00:21.76]What you said [00:22.66] "The person you called is no longer on the l " [00:26.18](Uh-huh whatever) What I'm callin to offer you [00:28.63](MAN I DON'T GET ay let me tell you one thang) [00:30.98](I don't care what'chu wanna) [00:31.89](Okay ask me what what'chu wanna know) [00:33.47]Thank you Now [00:34.59] [00:35.31]The complaint form I have here says that [00:37.29]We have received reports that you had gotten into [00:39.65]An altercation with a naked customer [00:41.36]Whom's gas you was tryin to cut off [00:43.19]A couple of months ago [00:44.33]Now well in exchange for savin yo' job [00:46.30]We're willin to offer you (that must been YO' punk a**) [00:49.21](who gas I was cuttin off and YOU was naked ) [00:51.31]I would never strip (That's what you tryin to do ) [00:53.26](Ain't you ain't you one of them uhh what'cha call 'em ) [00:55.49](What'cha call them thangs ahh You a BE-ITCH ) [00:58.64] [00:59.37]A what (A BE-ITCH ) A be-itch (Yeah) [01:03.79]Ay ay why would you say something like that suh [01:05.92](The same reason you would call and ask me) [01:07.74](some stupid-a** sh*t like that sir ) Look look [01:09.29]All I did was ask you whether or not [01:10.84]You got into a fight with a naked man [01:12.59]Now is that true or not [01:13.92](And ah dat musta been you I got into a fight with ) [01:16.13]I wouldn't fight yo' a** naked [01:17.19](You was that B**CH I dealt with) [01:18.79](with a G-string and a halter top on one ) [01:21.09]I'm tryin to get you I'm tryin to save yo' job [01:23.52](Motherf**ker you cain't save SH*T for me ) [01:25.46]I'm tryin to save yo' job and you wanna [01:27.54]That's the problem with black folks [01:28.95](maaaaaaaaan F**K YOU) [01:30.01]That's the problem that's the problem [01:31.79](that's the problem ) [01:32.39]Hold on (Niggaz like you) [01:33.18]Boy I'll come to Birmingham [01:33.99]And whup that a** two times [01:35.22]Scabba scabba (B**ch you come to Birmingham) [01:37.50](make me get a CASE for yo' motherf**kin a** ) [01:39.42]You already well you [01:40.48]'Bout to get one now from this naked ni**a [01:42.15]Who you got into a fight with [01:43.35]Ni**a you probably wouldn't be [01:44.20]Actin like this if you knew who your real daddy was [01:46.20]Is that the problem (I'm yo' motherf**kin daddy hell ) [01:47.85]I woulda been your daddy [01:48.75]But I only have to be with your momma [01:50.50]On Mondays and Thursdays and [01:51.66]Man let me tell you one thang [01:53.15]You wastin my motherf**kin minutes [01:55.02](I ain't got time to talk to you) [01:56.76]You probably ain't got but fo' [01:57.98]Minutes left on your daytime minutes [01:59.13]Where I'm at now probably [02:00.12]Ain't got but two times yo' b**ch a**