Harper Valley-Jeannie C. Riley

[ti:Harper Valley] [ar:Jeannie C. Riley] [al:Country Hits Vol.1] [offset:0] [00:00.98]Harper Valley - Jeannie C. Riley [00:09.00]I want to tell you all the story [00:10.97]Bout the harper valley widow wife [00:13.40] [00:16.97]Who had a teenage daughter [00:19.05]Who attended harper valley junior high [00:22.01] [00:24.96]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:27.91]And didn't even stop to play [00:29.99] [00:32.99]She said mama I got a note here [00:35.31]From the harper valley pta [00:36.80] [00:40.87]Well the note said [00:42.18]Mrs johnson you're a wearing [00:44.26]Your dresses way too high [00:46.94] [00:49.16]It's reported you've been [00:50.83]Drinking and a running round [00:52.38]With men and goin wild [00:53.98] [00:56.97]We don't believe you ought to be a [00:59.42]Bringing up your little girl this way [01:01.32] [01:05.04]It was signed by the secretary [01:07.46]Harper valley pta [01:08.97] [01:13.00]Well it happened that the pta [01:15.40]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:17.16] [01:20.95]They were sure surprised when [01:22.71]Mrs johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:25.77] [01:29.05]And then she walked up to the blackboard [01:31.13]I still recall the words she had to say [01:33.87] [01:36.89]She said I'd like to address this meeting of the [01:40.00]Harper valley pta [01:41.48] [01:45.05]Well there's bobby taylor sittin there [01:47.41]And seven times he's asked me for a date [01:49.96] [01:52.96]And mr.s taylor sure seems to use [01:55.33]A lotta ice whenever he's away [01:58.55] [02:01.00]And mr baker can you tell us [02:03.27]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:05.80] [02:09.02]And shouldn't widow jones be told to keep [02:11.42]Her window shades all pulled completely down [02:13.89] [02:16.94]Well mr harper couldn't be here [02:18.94]Cause he stayed too long at kelly's bar again [02:22.00] [02:24.92]And if you smell shirley thompson's breath [02:27.41]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin [02:30.08] [02:32.97]And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:35.36]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:38.01] [02:40.94]Well this is just a little payton place [02:43.36]And you're all harper valley hypocrites [02:45.80] [02:49.02]No I wouldn't put you on [02:50.85]Because it really did it happened just this way [02:54.34] [02:57.08]The day my mama socked it to the [02:59.55]Harper valley pta [03:01.17] [03:05.16]The day my mama socked it to the [03:07.52]Harper valley pta [03:12.02]