踎低喷饭-林海峰

[ti:] [ar:] [al:261302] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]踎低喷饭 - 林海峰 [00:00.44]唔好意思 [00:01.78]林海峰仲系后台换梗衫 [00:03.91]所以呢 [00:04.78]佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍 [00:06.91]The invisible man [00:07.52]独家呈献 [00:10.46]林海峰踎低喷饭 [00:13.39]请大家快啲坐低 [00:15.15]将手机关掉 [00:16.27]吸烟嘅朋友 [00:17.71]请你食埋最后一口烟 [00:19.68]因为林海峰就快出场啦 [00:21.98] [00:23.68]踎低喷饭 [00:25.42] [00:25.94]点解餐餐撑到硬 [00:27.83]ABC餐洗乜点拣 [00:30.15]冇饭气攻心至烦 [00:32.09]踎低喷饭 [00:34.27]医饱即刻无咁烦 [00:36.54]一粒轻松一粒辛苦 [00:38.79]擘大个口吞啖饭 [00:40.84]港岛李生 [00:42.96]屋企复式背向山 [00:45.21]海景烟花眼咪眨 [00:47.20] [00:47.74]可惜天天要上班 [00:49.74]呢位老板 [00:52.11]公司休息佢照返 [00:54.11]通宵加班无去玩 [00:56.18]早餐等于佢晚餐 [00:58.04] [00:58.67]身体郁一郁就散 [01:00.28] [01:00.96]即刻睇医生执药单 [01:02.73]食到佢眼坦坦 [01:04.35]佢话出得嚟行预咗要还 [01:06.40] [01:07.04]辛苦你 [01:10.60]每餐有药配抑郁送饭 [01:15.26]食饱 冚被 最好瞓 [01:21.31] [01:22.20]唔系话咁简单 [01:24.57]踎低喷饭 [01:26.63]点解餐餐咁困难 [01:29.01]生粒金蛋吞粒子弹 [01:30.87] [01:31.45]最后个医生最赚 [01:33.26]踎低喷饭 [01:35.56]只想医饱无嘢烦 [01:37.81]一粒轻松一粒辛苦 [01:39.93]擘大个口吞啖饭 [01:41.93]踎低 有蚀 有赚 喷饭 [01:50.08] [01:50.71]踎低 有药 送饭 吃饭 [01:58.64] [01:59.65]天水李生 [02:01.45] [02:02.03]搵得几多够半餐 [02:03.84]几多散工佢要争 [02:06.28]一夫当关无税单 [02:08.21]悭得要悭 [02:10.90]悭得几多买只蛋 [02:12.59]仔仔女女要吔橙 [02:14.39] [02:15.09]橙橙蛋蛋都要拣 [02:16.64] [02:17.28]早餐担心到晚餐 [02:18.89] [02:19.46]李生嗌一声你老板 [02:21.09]索啖气博命叹 [02:22.84]佢话条路难行佢都照行 [02:25.08] [02:25.62]辛苦你 [02:28.87]每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭 [02:33.29] [02:33.80]食饱 冚被 [02:37.55]最好瞓 唔系话咁简单 [02:43.12]踎低喷饭 [02:45.18]点解餐餐咁困难 [02:47.62]一开个簿得过散纸好散 [02:49.93]最后个袋胶到烂 [02:51.80]踎低喷饭 [02:53.93]只想医饱无嘢烦 [02:56.12]一粒轻松一粒辛苦 [02:58.43]擘大个口吞啖饭 [03:00.43]踎低 无蚀 无赚 喷饭 [03:08.14] [03:09.16]踎低 无肉 有饭 吃饭 [03:17.08] [03:35.80]踎低喷饭 [03:37.47] [03:38.02]点解餐餐撑到硬 [03:40.05]ABC餐洗乜点拣 [03:41.72] [03:42.31]无饭气攻心至烦 [03:44.06]踎低喷饭 [03:46.25]医饱食粥无咁烦 [03:48.69]一粒轻松一粒辛苦 [03:50.83]坐落马桶想喷饭 [03:52.96]踎低 有事 要办 喷饭 [04:00.19] [04:01.52]粒粒 够硬 跌落 索啖 [04:09.46] [04:10.34]金光灿烂 [04:12.52] [04:13.03]唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所 [04:15.70]就快返嚟 请等等