The Hole in the Ground-Bernard Cribbins

[ti:The Hole in the Ground] [ar:Bernard Cribbins] [al:Swingin' in the Rain] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Hole in the Ground - Bernard Cribbins [00:12.55]There I was a-digging this hole [00:15.29]A hole in the ground so big [00:17.14]And sort of round it was [00:18.55]There was I digging it deep [00:21.09]It was flat at at the bottom [00:22.78]And the sides were steep [00:23.87]When along comes this bloke in a bowler [00:27.25]Which he lifted and scratched his head [00:29.74]Well we looked down the hole [00:31.91]Poor demented soul and he said [00:33.97]Do you mind if I make a suggestion [00:36.61]Don't dig there dig it elsewhere [00:39.41]Your digging it round and it ought to be square [00:42.50]The shape of it's wrong it's much much too long [00:45.28]And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong [00:47.88] [00:49.16]I ask what a liberty eh [00:51.15]Nearly bashed him right in the bowler [00:53.41]Well there was I stood in me hole [00:56.72]Shovelling earth for all I was worth [00:59.49]There was him standing up there [01:02.51]So grand and official with his nose in the air [01:05.57]So I gave him a look sort of sideways [01:08.73]And I leaned on my shovel and sighed [01:11.11]Well I lit me a fag and [01:13.35]Having took a drag I replied [01:16.34] [01:17.64]I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere [01:20.75]I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square [01:23.77]And if you disagree it doesn't bother me [01:27.23]That's the place where the holes gonna be [01:30.09] [01:35.06]Well there we were discussing this hole [01:37.40] [01:37.98]A hole in the groud so big and sort of round it was [01:41.04]Well it's not there now the ground's all flat [01:43.84]And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat [01:46.41] [01:48.32]And that's that