Metal By Numbers-Posehn

[ti:Metal By Numbers] [ar:Posehn] [al:Live In: Nerd Rage] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Metal By Numbers - Posehn [00:18.54]They've killed metal twice [00:19.60]But it will never really die [00:20.69] [00:21.33]It's kind of like a zombie [00:22.83]Or even that Jesus guy [00:23.76] [00:24.36]So grab your friends [00:25.27]Some instruments and start a metal band [00:27.06]Just sing about death [00:27.98]Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand [00:30.47]We're coming to the end of the first verse [00:32.98]Then comes the breakdown [00:34.04]A pretty chorus and then the second verse [00:35.82] [00:36.36]I know I just rhymed verse with verse [00:38.58] [00:39.19]That's because I'm sooo metal [00:40.42]Beach where's your f**k purse [00:41.82] [00:44.75]Breakdown In this part it [00:46.20]Sounds like the singer wants to fight [00:47.92] [00:50.76]Breakdown Don't be scared [00:52.11]The chorus will make it all alright [00:53.45] [00:54.35]Metal by numbers 1 2 3 [00:56.21] [00:57.19]Follow these rules and you will see [00:59.44] [01:00.17]Cookie monster vocals [01:01.29]Or yell like a wookie [01:02.42] [01:03.12]Metal by numbers cookie cookie cookie [01:05.35] [01:06.21]Metal by numbers 1 2 3 [01:08.14] [01:08.65]This is the get part with melody [01:10.69] [01:11.77]Even a baby could do it just give it a try [01:14.51]Just sound like Maiden [01:15.40]Or Metallica or Every Time I Die [01:17.39] [01:24.06]I have to change my voice [01:25.33]To make me sound (gang) mad [01:27.05]If I tried to sing clean it [01:28.17]Would make your ears (gang) sad [01:29.92]This is the (gang) gang vocal [01:31.16]And I'll tell you the (gang) truth [01:32.76]It's four sweaty dudes [01:33.71] [01:34.32]Yelling In a (gang) booth [01:35.84]Music really sucks now [01:36.74] [01:37.43]Posers and trendy fools [01:38.14] [01:38.69]But compared to Coldplay and Nelly [01:39.87]Even shitty metal rules [01:40.95] [01:41.71]It's metal by numbers it's not arithmetic [01:43.40] [01:44.27]John Mayer Kelly Clarkson [01:45.21] [01:45.80]They all can suck my peas [01:46.93] [01:49.99]Breakdown In this part it sounds [01:51.61]Like the singer wants to fight [01:53.24] [01:55.88]Breakdown Don't be scared [01:57.35]The chorus will make it all alright [01:58.64] [01:59.45]Metal by numbers 1 2 3 [02:01.44] [02:02.45]Follow these rules and you will see [02:04.36] [02:05.21]Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie [02:07.67] [02:08.27]Metal by numbers cookie cookie cookie [02:10.52] [02:11.36]Metal by numbers 1 2 3 [02:13.34] [02:14.03]This is the get part with melody [02:16.10] [02:17.08]Even a monkey could do it just give it a try [02:19.14] [02:19.67]Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die [02:23.43] [02:32.60]Here it comes C'mon All Right [02:36.17] [02:37.95]Are you almost ready [02:41.20] [02:41.90]Dammit I missed it [02:42.93] [02:43.54]This is the mosh part Mosh [02:45.38] [02:46.96]Or don't It's your call [02:48.19] [02:49.19]I just stand in the back [02:51.33] [02:51.87]And try not to get hit Watch out [02:54.07]For the shirtless white trash guys [02:55.68]They'll punch you and they stink [02:57.07] [02:58.17]And look out for the screamo kids [02:59.34] [03:00.01]Practicing their karate kicks [03:01.78]Dude you look gaytarded [03:03.04] [03:04.62]Look at Here comes a giant Mexican [03:06.00]He looks really pissed [03:06.71] [03:07.57]I wish everybody [03:07.99]Would put their shirts back on [03:09.62]It's kind of gross Is this part still going [03:12.44] [03:13.37]Here comes the lead break [03:14.27] [03:15.19]Oh not yet Here it comes here it comes Go [03:20.84] [03:46.12]Metal by numbers 1 2 3 [03:47.99] [03:48.65]Follow these rules and you will see [03:50.64] [03:51.28]Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie [03:53.79] [03:54.51]Metal by numbers cookie cookie cookie [03:56.79] [03:57.55]Metal by numbers 1 2 3 [03:59.41] [04:00.06]This is the get part with melody [04:01.88] [04:02.91]Even a retard could do it [04:04.43]Just give it A try [04:05.21] [04:05.83]Steal from Maiden [04:06.67]Or Metallica or Every Time I Die