Laughing Policeman-Nellie Wallace

[ti:The Laughing Policeman] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Old Time British Humor] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Laughing Policeman - Nellie Wallace [00:07.92]I know a fat old policeman [00:09.67]He's always on our street [00:10.92] [00:11.53]A fat and jolly red-faced man [00:12.90] [00:13.44]He really is a treat [00:14.72] [00:15.27]He's too kind for a policeman [00:17.05]He's never known to frown [00:18.22] [00:19.14]And everybody says [00:19.93] [00:20.53]He is the happiest man in town [00:22.06] [00:22.97]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:26.88]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:30.79]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:34.48]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:37.48] [00:46.37]He laughs upon point duty [00:48.01]He laughs upon his beat [00:49.14] [00:49.91]He laughs at everybody [00:50.97] [00:51.56]When he's walking in the street [00:52.99] [00:53.85]He never can stop laughing [00:54.97] [00:55.58]He says he's never tried [00:56.84] [00:57.78]But once he did arrest a man [00:59.72] [01:00.23]And laughed until he cried [01:01.20] [01:02.06]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:05.82]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:09.34]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:13.35]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:16.57] [01:25.20]His jolly face is wrinkled [01:26.25]And then he shut his eyes [01:28.09] [01:28.88]He opened his great big mouth [01:30.74]It was a wonderous size [01:32.06] [01:32.76]He said "I must arrest you " [01:34.68]He didn't know what for [01:36.78]And then he started laughing [01:37.85] [01:38.56]Until he cracked his fat old jaw [01:40.10] [01:40.91]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:44.75]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:48.73]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:52.47]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:57.14] [02:04.73]So if you chance to meet him [02:06.49]While walking 'round the town [02:07.69] [02:08.41]Shake him by his fat old hand [02:10.01] [02:10.59]And give him half a crown [02:11.90] [02:12.46]His eyes will beam and sparkle [02:14.08]He'll gurgle with delight [02:15.42] [02:16.14]And then you'll start him laughing [02:17.78]With all his blessed might [02:19.63] [02:20.49]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:24.42]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:28.45]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:32.49]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha