The Boss and the Secretary (Album Version)-Adam Sandler/Betsy Hammer/Elmo Weber

The Boss And The Secretary (Album Version) - Adam Sandler Louise? Yes, sir? I want ya in here right now! I'll be right in. Damn straight you'll be right in What do you need, sir? What do I need? You know what I need Uh, no I don't, sir I want you to come on over here, fish my xxxx out of these trousers, and xxxx on it for a while! Sir, I don't think I can do something like that! Oh, you can and you will, b**ch! Kneel down, now! What if someone comes in? You think I give a flying xxxx about that sh*t? You get over here and you start suckin it! Well, alright... Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get yourself some candy Okay... Okay, a little lower, though... Umm... alright... Little... little lower... Yeah? No, to the left! Left? Damn, b**ch, do I gotta do everything? Pull down my pants! O.. Okay... Now the tighty whities, pull that xxxx down too Mmmm.... Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that? What do I think of what? This! My ding-a-ling! Come on, play with the xxxx a little Uh, okay... Lower, baby! Gettin warmer... Okay... Let me pull the fatty rolls apart, spring that xxxx out for ya Yeah, that would help Whoop, there it is! Haha... What the xxxx is that? Play with the sh*t Okay... That's right, jack it up and down Well... Up and down! Well, it's hard to grab onto! Keep tryin, you thick fingered b**ch! Use your pinkies! Oh, okay... I'll try that Yeah, now we got it goin on... Yeah? Let me xxxx those pinkies... Okay... Yeah... Okay... Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah! Tell me how much you love it Ooh, I love it Tell me it makes you horny Ooh, I'm gettin real horny Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac But it isn't! I don't give a xxxx if it is or isn't! Say it is! Alright! Your dick is bigger than a Tic Tac! Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, half a grape, it's bigger than all that sh*t! All that xxxx put together! Now don't get crazy on me, b**ch, let's keep this xxxx semi-real Aw, I like a man who shaves down here! I don't shave that sh*t, b**ch! I'm still waitin on them weeds to bust out and grow and what not! What? You mean you haven't reached puberty? I guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth! Okay... Well, then xxxx on that sh*t! Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah, I'm suckin... suckin away here That's a pimple, you dumb twat! Ugg... Move your mouth lower! Mmmmm Oh, oh yeah, now you're on it! You're on it! I'm on it? That's it! Okay! Oh, that feels nice! Okay! Oh, hell yeah! Yeah, there you go! Oh, oh, sh*t, xxxxx ow!! What's wrong? It's caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out! I'm sorry, sir! Don't be flossin with that sh*t, you gap-toothed b**ch! Be careful! Look, maybe I should just lick it then, okay? Do somethin! I'm gonna lick it! Cause I love to lick that thing, okay? Yeah... Yeah, baby... Yeah! Yeah, you like that, baby? Oh, yeah! Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed all over my face! That was the pimple again! Oh, uh uh... Let me reiterate. Down. Lower. B**ch! Okay, you fat f**k! What's that? I'm just playin with ya, haha... Oh, you better be playin! Oh yeah, that's it, now you're on it! I'm on it? Oh, oh smoke that roast, b**ch... Okay... Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down, not so fast! Oh, okay I got xxxx I wanna do to you, woman! Oh boy... Time to pull your dress off... You're gonna get f**ked! I don't know, sir, I mean... is that... is that really possible? Don't give me no lip, b**ch! You want me to smack you in the face with this sh*t? Hahahahaha "Hahaha" you laughin now? Get the xxxxxx dress off! Well, alright, but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom You know I can't wear that sh*t! I do, I'm just playin! Hahahaha Condom! You've been watchin too many of those XXX movies, seein that fake dick xxxx those actors have hangin off their real dicks Those ain't fake dicks, those are real big dicks! B**ch, I suppose you think Star Wars is real, too! That they really got space ships and Chewbaki and all that sh*t! Stupid, colorful b**ch! Hahahaha! Alright, my panties are off... You gonna try to xxxx me now, or what? Try? I'm gonna xxxx your eyes crossed, you apathetic b**ch! Wham, wham, wham! How you like me now, b**ch, how you like me now? Is it seriously in? In? You gotta stop xxxxxx all them rhinos and blue whales! Not only is it in, but the sh*t's about to blow! Ooooh! Mmmm... Hope you're on the pill, b**ch, cause I blew that wad all up in ya I.. I got it, it's right on the end of this hair, here Sh*t, yeah, clean yourself up, b**ch. There's a beach towel in my bathroom I'll just use this Q-tip Whatever, just do it and get the xxxx back to work! Okay, BB Dick! What's that? I'm just playin! Bye! Sh*t, what a life I've got... It's good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good