The Mayor of Pussytown-Adam Sandler/Betsy Hammer/Elmo Weber
语种 : 英语
时长 : 03:47
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Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies
Ya'll ain't seen sh*t yet
Eh yo man let em know
Oh yeah, guess who's back
It's the mother f**kin p**sy with the little nutsack
Don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
I'm a f**kin grown man with zits on my face
A straight up chicken sh*t
A pansy a** punk
If i'm if i'm guarding your a** it's an automatic slam dunk
While thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the f**k's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
My f**kin dick's so small no b**ch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
Back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
I said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo
Afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark
I walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy f**ks in the park
Denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts
My f**kin auntie kicked my a** and she got 2 plastic hips
When i step to the club feel free to stare me down
Because i just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv
Slumped out on the couch so no one can see
Unless i hear somebody knockin on my door
Then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother f**kin floor
I've been a f**kin coward every day of my life,
That's why i pretend i don't know everyone's banging my wife
I won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble
I'm more afraid of goin out than the f**kin boy in a bubble
When the sh*t goes down i make a break so fast
Look like a mother f**kin rocket goin past
Searchin for the sneakiest place to hide
Straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride
Slippin slidin, runnin hidin
You know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin
Oh no here we go, out come the glocks
I take off so fast i pop out my socks
You gonna f**k with me, i'll cry then run
I called the cops when i got shot with a f**kin squirt gun
He clams up he shuts down
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits
Well i had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her
I'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder
I can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight
Hell i'm afraid to take out the f**kin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive
Don't f**k with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, b**ch
Never drank remy never delt crack
One time i smoked w**d i had a panic attack
If you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room
Just bring your binoculars with a f**kin super zoom
Naw i'm just playin i don't f**kin change in there
The one time i did got my bush sprayed off with nair
But did i stick up for myself no f**kin doubt
I did what i do best, i broke the f**k out
I ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front
It's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt
Freakin sneakin crawlin creepin
When the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin
I'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side
When the sh*t hits the fan i throw on a f**kin disguise
Fake nose fake wig fake beard
It all worked pretty good
Sometimes i just use a map and a funny accent
And pretend i got lost in the hood mother f**ker
Now all you coward mother f**kers out there
Walkin round with your head hangin low
Just cause you ate one dick
Just know
My man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school
Case closed
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
The Mayor of Pussytown-Adam Sandler/Betsy Hammer/Elmo Weber歌曲下载
歌曲 | 歌手 | 专辑 | 时长 | 歌曲下载 |
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The Mayor of Pussytown(Album Version) | Adam Sandler&Betsy Hammer&Elmo Weber | Shhh...Don't Tell(U.S. PA Version) | 03:47 |
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