Race Riot-Adam Parfrey

[00:06.08]what if they had a race riot? [00:08.96]and all different people, of all different races: [00:13.49]black [00:16.49]white [00:19.42]yellow [00:21.91]brown [00:25.13]stopped their stomping and screaming long enough to call a truce [00:30.12]and have a barbecue. [00:37.30]there's so damn many yellow people [00:39.76]the other races felt crowded [00:44.01]the white people [00:45.04]made a profit on the barbecue [00:46.79]which angered the black people [00:49.09]who in turn vandalised the picnic area [00:54.74]some brown people did a drive by shooting [00:58.34]and then some jews walked on down and sold everybody guns [01:03.00]and then police came by to confiscate those guns [01:07.47]and at that moment when tensions were highest [01:10.64]when all the races were ready to resume the riot [01:14.26]a mullato newscaster came on the television news and said [01:19.72]the polls declared that everyone felt much safer now [01:24.16]the guns were confiscated [01:26.70]wherupon the races turned their attentions from each other [01:31.40]and turned to their television sets [01:35.06]each one shooting out cathode ray tubes like a bunch of elvises [01:39.57]on peanut butter sandwiches [01:46.94]all the races were temporarily so happy with this [01:51.43]that they cooled the interracial violence dig [01:58.06]oh, but there were so damn many yellow people [02:02.57]that the other races felt crowded [02:05.69]and the white people [02:07.73]made a profit, on an additional barbecue [02:11.57]which angered the black people [02:13.77]who in turn vandalised the picnic area. [02:29.15]and at that moment when tentions were highest [02:32.83]when all other races were ready to resume the riot [02:35.75]a mullato newscaster came on the television and said: [02:41.07]the latest polls declared that everybody felt much safer now [02:44.64]that the guns were confiscated [02:49.01]