Deranged Barber-Majik Most/Celph Titled/Guttamouf/Lord Digga

[ti:Deranged Barber] [ar:Majik Most/Celph Titled/Guttamouf/Lord Digga] [al:Celph Titled Presents: Molesting Hip Hop] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Deranged Barber - Majik Most/Celph Titled/Guttamouf/Lord Digga [00:04.09]Hey yeah I just need a haircut [00:05.43]Like maybe looked like a little bit off the top like a trim [00:08.12]Yeah I can give you a haircut [00:09.53]I'm a f**king barber [00:10.87]Naw naw just like a trim [00:12.16]Yeah just a little bit off the top [00:13.28]Yeah I know what the f**k [00:14.14]I'm doin' just sit down in the chair [00:16.04]Well okay but you know [00:17.49]I just want like a little bit off the sides like a trim [00:20.42]Yeah I'll cut you real nice [00:21.32]Yeah okay ooowww my head [00:22.92]You want a Malik Most logo carved in your fro [00:25.44]Aww my hand slipped now you look just like Bobbito [00:28.36]It's not me bro these scissors are messed up [00:30.93]Rusted shut let me oil up the clippers [00:33.32]I'll clip your neck quicker when I drink a little liquor [00:35.93]I might lop your ear off aaawww stop actin' soft [00:38.67]Sit still [00:39.56]Don't you dare move or cough [00:40.97]Or you'll look like Robocop [00:42.12]When he took his helmet off [00:43.69]The nerve of this guy [00:44.74]To say Move faster [00:46.06]He left with a skin fade disaster [00:48.20]Uhhh [00:48.95]You want a Meximullet [00:50.06]Yeah what's that [00:51.11]Like that Mexican cat with long hair on the back [00:53.53]Or that other guy Zach from saved by the bell [00:56.21]You'll screech when I reach for my razor from Hell [00:58.42] [00:58.94]It's bloody and old and got mold on the side [01:01.46]You wanted a part [01:02.61]Well now you got five [01:03.99]You better tuck in those years before [01:05.29]I swing these sheers [01:06.31]I've been doin' this for years [01:07.59]Just sit down in that chair [01:08.94]A little off the top [01:10.13]Now a chop off that block [01:11.40]Give you a crew cut now you strut like a gay cop [01:13.84]You want a Little Richard helmet [01:15.43]Huuum let's do this [01:16.71]Leave you lookin' like a Buddhist with a balding cap [01:19.15]F**k Rogaine kid your hair is never coming back [01:21.68]Believe me black [01:22.79]Yo you'll be embarrassed [01:24.48]I'll leave you semi-hairless lookin' like Ed Harris [01:27.04]I'm careless with this [01:28.39]Deranged gone mad [01:29.46]I'll grab the scissors and stab all in your shag [01:31.98]I hate when cats wanna talk and convers ate [01:34.67]I'll give you a Mohawk and say it looks great [01:36.91]I'll use a Flow bee on a white kid named Toby [01:38.95]Still he looks like Moby [01:40.29] [01:43.00]Just I just wanted a haircut [01:44.94]F**k up your identity like Das EFX chemotherapy [01:47.80]Slice your scalp give your wig to charity [01:49.78]It's scary cause you're lucky [01:51.23]When I cut you when I'm sober [01:52.52]Leavin' cats with comb overs from here to Oklahoma [01:55.05]You better tuck in those years before [01:56.52]I swing these sheers [01:57.38]I've been doin' this for years [01:58.74]Just sit down in that chair [01:59.94]A little off the top [02:01.30]Now a chop off that block [02:02.49]Give you a crew cut now you strut like a gay cop [02:04.71] [02:05.81]As a barber I don't just cut hair I listen [02:08.72]I get to know my clients [02:10.79]The most important part in being a barber [02:12.99]Is my ability to remember details [02:14.71]About each customer [02:15.84] [02:16.38]Oh hey watch that birth mark [02:18.40]OW Jesus Christ [02:19.98]I told you to hold still [02:21.97]Jesus Christ are you a barber or a butcher [02:24.09]I'm bleeding like a stuffed pig here [02:25.60]Like a f**ked up barber [02:26.61]I'll push your wig farther Mobb Deep [02:28.11]When the clippers touched my hair [02:29.32]They blew the f**k up Jeru the Damaja [02:30.79]Catchin' more wreck on your dome [02:31.90]Than a deranged f**kin' barber GangStarr [02:33.18] [02:33.76]Straight up gettin' your hair cut gave me [02:35.49] [02:36.30]Yeah Majik Most a deranged f**kin' barber [02:40.45]Yeah yo yo yo yo [02:44.05]I'll leave you with an Omar Epps Gumby head [02:46.05]Now kid Pat Sajak [02:47.55]Ha ha naw no I'll make you look like [02:50.12]Lyle Lovett and you'll love it [02:51.63]Pat Riley oil spills [02:53.27]Naw naw naw naw yo [02:54.43]I'll leave you with Buzz Aldrin buzz cut [02:56.76]F**k you up like Dauber from Coach kid Mop head [02:59.66]Yo leave you with a Motley Crew mop [03:01.85]A Motley Crew mop [03:03.48]What about them kids with side spikes [03:05.48]Remember that sh*t [03:06.38]Yo [03:06.68]F**kin' tails remember kids with tails [03:08.60]Oh sh*t Theo from Cosby show had a tail [03:11.13] [03:13.26]Yo yo yo that's how we do yon [03:15.77] [03:16.31]Phat tracks Celph Titled and Majik Most [03:18.56]What [03:19.21]Deranged f**kin' barbers [03:21.84]Blat blat blat blat blat blat [03:24.18]Oh no they're gonna try and cut my hair