The Laughing Policeman-Charles Coborn/George Robey

[ti:The Laughing Policeman] [ar:Charles Penrose] [al:For Children Everywhere] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laughing Policeman - Charles Coborn/George Robey [00:07.74]I know a fat old policeman
我认识一个年老的胖警察 [00:09.65]He's always on our street
他总是在我们的街上来回巡逻 [00:11.40]A fat and jolly red faced man
他身材肥胖 满面红光 [00:13.41]He really is a treat
给我们带来无限的乐趣 [00:14.49] [00:15.07]He's too kind for a policeman
他是一个非常和善的警察 [00:16.87]He's never known to frown
从来不皱眉头 [00:18.01] [00:18.58]And everybody says
所有人都说 [00:19.33] [00:19.86]He is the happiest man in town
他是这个小镇上最快乐的人 [00:21.72] [00:22.35]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:24.44] [00:26.16]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:28.81] [00:29.77]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:32.56] [00:33.27]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:35.70] [00:44.76]He laughs upon point duty
无论工作还是生活 [00:45.91] [00:46.59]He laughs upon his beat
他总是放声大笑 [00:47.79] [00:48.44]He laughs at everybody
当他走在街上 [00:49.97]When he's walking in the street
对遇见的所有人都露出笑容 [00:51.51] [00:52.15]He never can stop laughing
他的笑声从未停止 [00:53.42] [00:54.06]He says he's never tried
他说 他从未试过停止笑声 [00:56.09]But once he did arrest a man
但是一旦他抓到罪犯 [00:58.15]And laughed until he cried
他就会笑到眼泪都流出来 [00:59.49] [01:00.46]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:02.19] [01:03.59]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:06.46] [01:07.33]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:10.24] [01:10.98]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:13.45] [01:22.27]His jolly face is wrinkled
他欢乐的脸上满是皱纹 [01:24.09]And then he shut his eyes
他闭上双眼 [01:25.45] [01:26.00]He opened his great big mouth
张开他的大嘴 [01:27.84]It was a wonderous size
难以置信的尺寸 [01:29.14] [01:29.70]He said I must arrest you
他说 我要逮捕你 [01:31.09] [01:31.60]He didn't know what for
但是他并不知道为什么 [01:32.84] [01:33.45]And then he started laughing
接下来他就开始放声大笑 [01:34.75] [01:35.35]Until he cracked his fat old jaw
直到合不拢嘴 [01:37.18] [01:37.73]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:39.52] [01:41.26]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:44.45] [01:45.03]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:48.23] [01:50.54]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:53.16] [02:00.38]So if you chance to meet him
如果你有机会遇到他 [02:02.26]While walking 'round the town
当你在小镇里散步 [02:03.49] [02:04.02]Shake him by his fat old hand
只要和他握握手 [02:06.14]And give him half a crown
稍微夸他一下 [02:07.51] [02:08.02]His eyes will beam and sparkle
他就会两眼放光 [02:09.92]He'll gurgle with delight
然后集中力量 [02:11.11] [02:11.77]And then you'll start him laughing
你会听见他开始放声大笑 [02:13.77]With all his blessed might
集中他所有的力量 [02:15.68]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:17.97] [02:19.69]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:22.96] [02:23.58]Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:26.55] [02:27.25]Oh ha ha oh ha ha ha ha