Brain Damage-Bill Cosby

[Eminem] [Eminem] [00:00.79][doctor] scalpel [00:01.68][nurse] here [00:03.26][doctor] sponge [00:04.31][nurse] here [00:04.83][doctor] wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing! [00:06.12][nurse] ah! [00:07.38][doctor] we're gonna have to shock him! [00:08.32][nurse] oh my! oh my god! [00:08.87][doctor] we're gonna have to shock him! [00:09.63][nurse] oh my god! [00:03.07] [00:08.73]these are the results of a thousand electric volts [00:11.01]a neck with bolts, "nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!" [00:13.93]a kid who refused to respect adults [00:15.90]wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose [00:18.47]a corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery [00:21.11]cause i was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me [00:23.50]and i might snap, one day just like that [00:25.68]i decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack [00:28.51](whosssssh) my first day in junior high, this kid said, [00:31.22]"it's you and i, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die" [00:34.07]i looked at my watch it was one twenty [00:35.93]"i already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?" [00:39.08]he said, "don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..." [00:41.40]my palms were sweaty, and i started to shake at first [00:43.73]something told me, "try to fake a stomach ache it works" [00:46.51]i screamed, "owww! my appendix feels like they could burst! [00:49.28]teacher, teacher, quick i need a naked nurse!" [00:51.88][t] "what's the matter?" [00:52.70][e] "i don't know, my leg, it hurts!" [00:54.14][t] "leg?!? i thought you said it was your tummy?!?" [00:56.33][e] "oh, i mean it is, but i also got a bum knee!" [00:59.22][t] "mr. mathers, the fun and games are over. [01:01.46]and just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework." [01:04.37][e] "but don't you wanna give me after school detention?" [01:06.78][t] "nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and i'ma let him." [01:09.19]brain damage, ever since the day i was born [01:11.99]drugs is what they used to say i was on [01:14.48]they say i never knew which way i was goin [01:16.85]but everywhere i go they keep playin my song [01:17.98] [01:29.16]brain damage.. [01:29.76]way before my baby daughter hailey [01:31.14]i was harassed daily by this fat kid named d'angelo bailey [01:34.52]an eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes [01:37.18]so everyday he'd shove me in the lockers [01:39.39]one day he came in the bathroom while i was pissin [01:41.76]and had me in the position to beat me into submission [01:44.14]he banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose, [01:46.59]soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat [01:49.29]i tried to plead and tell him, "we shouldn't beef" [01:51.40]but he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and i couldn't breathe [01:54.41]he looked at me and said, "you gonna die honkey!" [01:56.94]the principal walked in (what's going on in here?) [01:59.25]and started helpin him stomp me [02:00.02]i made them think they beat me to death [02:01.66]holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left [02:04.47]then i got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth [02:06.82]kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws [02:09.74]grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools [02:11.98]"this is for every time you took my orange juice, [02:14.61]or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk. [02:17.36]every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. [02:19.72]i'm gettin you back bully! now once and for good." [02:22.24]i cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as i could [02:24.46]and beat him over the head with it til i broke the wood [02:27.28]knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.. [02:30.13].. made it home, later that same day [02:32.04]started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray [02:35.06]i couldn't even see what i was tryin to read [02:37.27]i went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed [02:39.83]my mother started screamin, "what are you on, drugs?!? [02:42.50]look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (sorry!) [02:44.90]she beat me over the head with the remote control [02:47.36]opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull [02:49.91]i picked it up and screamed, "look *, what have you done?!?" [02:52.62][m] "oh my god, i'm sorry son" [02:54.13][e] "shut up you cunt!" i said, "f**k it!" [02:55.27]took it and stuck it back up in my head [02:57.28]then i sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck [03:20.90]brain damage.. [03:23.24]it's brain damage.. [03:25.53]i got brain damage.. [03:28.23]it's brain damage.. [03:30.86]it's probably brain damage.. [03:33.53]it's brai……