100 Bars (explicit Album Version Explicit)-Canibus

[ti:100 Bars] [ar:Canibus] [al:2000 B.C. (Explicit Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.78]Yeah That's the beat right there [00:03.08]I'm about to black out with 100 bars [00:04.93]On some professional sh*t [00:06.28]So don't try this at home yo [00:08.16]Yo yo yo [00:09.84]My style of rhyming [00:10.99]Is ancient like Aztec's and Mayan's [00:12.63]Because I recognize it's all about timing [00:14.89]Me and my freestyle alliance [00:16.55]Practicing African Voodoo science [00:18.42]In front of twenty foot bonfires [00:20.17]Looking skyward calculating May fifth two thousand [00:23.20]The nine planets'll be in alignment [00:24.89]The arrival of the prophet in the cockpit [00:27.48]Of a star ship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet [00:30.12]With mercury ion rockets [00:31.72]And a big a** [00:32.42]'Canibus coming soon' poster on the side of it [00:35.08]I'm known geographically and intergalactically [00:37.50]That's why I got extraterrestrials that want to battle me [00:40.16]They even tried kidnapping me [00:41.70]And they would've snatched me [00:42.68]If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity [00:45.15]Engines stalled and failed [00:46.66]Crashed into a farmer's field [00:48.25]And that's really what caused Roswell [00:50.04]Undercover operatives working for COM twelve [00:52.53]Disguised as a ni**a signed with a record deal [00:54.96]Lyrically I'm off-scale [00:56.43]So all hail or get tossed towards Hell [00:58.72]Whatever y'all feel [00:59.95]Bruising niggas confusing niggas [01:01.68]Like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens [01:03.08]Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles [01:05.00]Hear the wild wolf growl [01:06.62]Styles stockpiled for miles [01:08.58]From the ground to the clouds [01:09.99]Wack niggas wanna be down [01:11.59]But it's not allowed [01:12.76]Interrupt the cipher unannounced [01:14.52]And you'll get punched in the mouth [01:15.60]With the Southpaw Southern fist [01:17.29]I'll bust your sh*t [01:18.34]Swell your lip bigger than bubba shrimp [01:20.11]For acting tough as sh*t what a wimp [01:22.03]You giant Goliath niggas [01:23.45]Get shot with a rubber sling [01:24.65]I'm an experiment gone bad [01:26.28]My brainwaves on an encephalograph show [01:28.52]That I'm stark raving mad [01:29.78]Your whole scientific staff'll [01:31.30]Get killed in a nuclear blast [01:33.08]When I throw the Florence flask in my hand [01:34.99]Flammable liquids in the lab explode [01:36.71]And you get stabbed with all the flying glass [01:38.72]Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts [01:41.01]Trained in chemical weapons class [01:42.87]Just to see how long a ni**a's breath'll last [01:44.96]I put him in a leather mask spray his a** [01:47.01]With a can of pepper gas [01:48.28]Then watch him grab his neck and gag [01:49.91]Watch the ni**a choke to death as I laugh [01:51.91]'You wanna battle [01:52.47]Is the type of question you should never ask [01:54.54]Ni**a pick a tougher task [01:55.98]See who the f**k'll last [01:57.29]Whoever lose'll get a soldering iron up the a** [01:59.69]You need to recognize [02:01.05]My hand is quicker than the eye [02:02.56]Quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives [02:04.86]A lifespan longer than nine lives [02:06.54]Infinite rhymes that can't die [02:08.16]A ni**a with a divine mind [02:09.68]I dedicate this to the wise dedicate it to dimes [02:12.47]Dividing myself into a hundred ten times [02:14.74]You can't deny the offering's an offer [02:16.61]Flows that glow with aurora's that spark of light [02:19.07]Water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche [02:21.63]Murder a million emcees [02:22.98]Then autograph all of their coffins [02:24.54]Been getting it on [02:25.44]Since I been born and I'ma live long [02:27.21]And I'ma be getting it on 'til I'm gone [02:29.04]Look at all the stages I've been on [02:30.65]All the songs that I've spit on [02:32.00]I took an oath to rip everything I get on [02:34.29]A ni**a like me should have carpal tunnel syndrome [02:36.92]In the wrist bones from [02:37.84]Gripping microphones this long [02:39.62]I'm just a small fish in a big pond [02:41.43]That gets pissed off whenever I get picked on [02:43.78]Ni**a try to flip and get flipped on [02:45.78]My army march a million strong [02:47.11]Like the Nation of Islam with Suede Timbs on [02:49.58]Extremely hostile fully armed troops [02:51.75]Dressed in frog-suits [02:52.97]And night vision goggles [02:54.39]A lyrical lynch mob [02:55.47]Shitting on niggas drawn to a hideous form [02:58.01]With horns and a mink on [02:59.50]Ducking down low like Vietnam [03:01.34]Fighting the Vietcong [03:02.37]Screaming 'incoming' when I see a bomb [03:04.38]Speak to your leader surrender your arms [03:06.32]You need about a million [03:07.22]More soldiers to even the odds [03:08.95]Plus eight hundred thousand to even consider a war [03:11.60]And two hundred thousand more to even look hard [03:13.74]You better drop your flag and withdraw [03:15.58]My cavalry charge accompanied [03:17.09]By a blizzard of wicked metaphors [03:19.00]And smash y'all attach y'all to the back of my horse [03:21.68]And drag y'all across the motherf**king asphalt [03:24.02]Nine out of ten niggas is frauds [03:26.07]You know who you are [03:26.94]Always talking about your b**ches and your cars [03:29.01]Your jewellery and your girls [03:30.26]It's like we from two different worlds [03:31.79]You mother f**kers really get on my nerves [03:33.76]'Cause I'm beyond them [03:34.59]On some futuristic cyborg sh*t [03:36.74]I close my eyes when I freestyle [03:38.36]So I could read what prints across them [03:40.41]Then raise my arms like a sorcerer [03:42.09]And cast a fireball into the audience [03:43.95]To barbecue your brain organs [03:45.44]You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven [03:47.86]I flame broil suckers [03:49.16]And hit 'em with some more sh*t the raw sh*t [03:51.55]Call my reinforcements the four horsemen [03:53.54]Take a big piece of chalk and [03:55.11]Draw a line across the stage pulpit [03:56.97]I dare a mother f**ker to cross it [03:58.79]I'll even call my man Black Rob [04:00.30]At two in the morning [04:01.46]Tell him it's important [04:02.57]Tell him to call Sting three-way and sing a chorus [04:05.00]Break your camcorders [04:06.22]So you motherf**kers can't record it [04:07.89]Call the news I'll kill your reporters [04:09.67]Start a lawsuit I'll kill your lawyers [04:11.56]F**k the soft sh*t and f**k what y'all think [04:13.63]My album's gold [04:14.34]'Cause my album was the bomb sh*t [04:16.16]Y'all niggas got your a** beat [04:17.60]'Cause you asked for it [04:18.75]Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid [04:21.09]'Cause you a man [04:21.87]And you like to touch little boys [04:23.73]You f**k 'em in the a** [04:24.92]Then you give 'em cash for it [04:26.20]That's some sick sh*t homeboy [04:27.92]A hundred years ago [04:29.31]They'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud [04:31.03]You fraudulent feminine fragile as a feather is [04:33.63]With an effortless blow [04:34.87]I'll crack your whole skeleton [04:36.15]You think you're better than Canibus [04:37.56]Where's the evidence [04:38.63]You got below average intelligence [04:40.15]And poor penmanship [04:41.26]You need to shut the f**k up [04:42.52]'Cause your breath stinks [04:43.52]Take fifty cents [04:44.30]And purchase a pack of peppermints [04:46.00]Battling me you'll never win [04:47.48]You thought you was the only ni**a [04:48.75]That could sneak a weapon in [04:50.16]Ni**a guess again [04:51.26]'Cause after I'm finished wrecking this sh*t [04:53.09]I'ma drink a whole bottle of Henney [04:54.92]And go f**k a lesbian [04:56.45]100 Bars - Canibus