When I Get To Heaven-The Dead Milkmen

[ti:When I Get To Heaven] [ar:The Dead Milkmen] [al:Stoney's Extra Stout (Pig)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.66]If I go to Heaven [00:02.03]It'll probably be a slum [00:03.84]And all the pretty angels [00:05.73]Just might be packing guns [00:07.38]And if I see St Peter [00:09.06]Will he hit me up for cash [00:10.77]Will I find the road to Jesus [00:12.59]Or just lose him in the trash [00:14.35] [00:15.04]The Shaggs were right [00:15.96] [00:16.57]You're never going to please anybody [00:17.79] [00:18.43]Not in this world [00:19.26] [00:21.97]If I go to Hell I might find it very dull [00:24.84]Like an Amway convention [00:26.54]Or an endless shopping mall [00:28.37]When all the innocent demons [00:30.10]Want to poke me with a fork [00:31.98]Or just put me in a taxi [00:33.86]And send me to New York [00:35.23] [00:36.31]Scientists proved it years ago [00:38.27]The Shaggs were much better than the Beatles [00:40.49] [00:46.41]Maybe I'll return as an iguana [00:49.67]And lie upon a beach down in the Bahamas [00:53.20] [00:57.27]Although ignored in their day [00:59.35]The Shaggs are now recognised as [01:01.01]The geniuses they were [01:03.06] [01:03.78]I just wanna know what happens when you die [01:06.94]Do you walk down in a hole [01:08.50]Or float up to the sky [01:10.26]Is it just a waste of water [01:12.04]When your widow cries [01:13.81] [01:14.93]Oh don't tell me you've never [01:16.12]Heard of the Shaggs [01:17.47] [01:20.88]If the atheists are right then [01:22.69]I have no need to worry [01:24.31]For there is no great being [01:25.94]Whose favour I must curry [01:27.84]And I'll be going nowhere once [01:29.99]They lay me in the earth [01:31.41]So why waste a Sunday by going to church [01:34.72] [01:36.36]If you really wanted to [01:37.60]You could run out right now [01:39.03]And buy a Shaggs record [01:40.23] [01:41.91]If the atheists are wrong then [01:43.72]I've got a bill that's due [01:45.34]So should I be a Christian [01:46.85]Or a Moslem or a Jew [01:48.90]Should I spend all day just praying on my knees [01:52.35]And searching through [01:53.38]The world for a deity to please [01:55.85] [01:58.38]A Shaggs record would be a sound investment [02:01.08] [02:06.63]If the atheists are right then [02:08.52]I have no need to worry [02:10.02]For there is no great being [02:11.69]Whose favour I must curry [02:13.46] [02:17.12]The fat peoples want [02:18.58]What the skinny peoples got [02:19.59] [02:20.27]The skinny peoples want [02:21.28]What the fat peoples got [02:22.44]But all I've ever wanted is [02:23.87]What the Shaggs got [02:25.42]Dat Ding and my pal Foot Foot [02:28.33] [02:29.28]When I Get To Heaven - The Dead Milkmen