If I Had $1,000,000-Barenaked Ladies

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[00:01.03]If I Had $1 000 000
// [00:05.33]Barenaked Ladies
// [00:26.36]If I Had a Million Dollars
如果我有一百万美元 [00:29.79]If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 [00:32.47]Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house
我会给你买一座豪宅 我会给你买一座豪宅 [00:38.53]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [00:44.45]I'd buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
我会为你的豪宅配上漂亮的家具 也许是沙发也许是软垫椅 [00:50.51]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [00:56.31]Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile
我会给你买一辆豪车 一辆漂亮可靠的车子 [01:02.42]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
如果我有一百万美元 我要买你的爱 [01:15.03]If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
如果我有一百万美元 我要在我们的院子里搭建树屋 [01:20.46]If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn't be that hard
如果我有一百万美元 你的生活就不会那么艰难 [01:26.45]If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
如果我有一百万美元 也许我们可以随处放一个小冰箱 [01:32.32]“You know we could just go up there and hang out ”
我们可以四处游玩 [01:34.56]“Like open the fridge and stuff
一打开冰箱门 [01:36.00]And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
各种食物就会涌出来 比如包装好的小香肠或其它 [01:38.93]They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ”
有包装好的小香肠却没有包装好的培根 [01:41.36]“Well can you blame them ”
那能怪他们吗 [01:44.11]“Yeah ”
当然了 [01:47.41]If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [01:53.16]Well I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that's cruel
我会给你买一件皮毛大衣 当然不是真的皮毛 那太残忍了 [01:59.58]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [02:04.95]Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu
我会给你买一个奇怪的宠物 也许是美洲鸵也许是鸸鹋 [02:11.13]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [02:16.42]Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains all them crazy elephant bones
我会给你买约翰·梅里克的遗物 尽是些诡异的象骨 [02:22.85]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
如果我有一百万美元 我要买你的爱 [02:35.21]If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store
如果我有一百万美元 我们不必走路去商店 [02:41.07]If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
如果我有一百万美元 我们乘豪车去 这样花钱才过瘾 [02:47.50]If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
如果我有一百万美元 我们就不必吃卡夫晚餐 [02:52.86]“But we would eat Kraft dinner ”
可是我们要吃卡夫晚餐 [02:54.55]“Of course we would we'd just eat more ”
当然要吃 我们要吃得更多 [02:56.67]“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ”
我们还要搭配昂贵的番茄酱 [02:59.04]“That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ”
妙极了 要最美味的第戎番茄酱 [03:07.90]If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [03:13.52]Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel
我会给你买一套绿色礼服 当然不是真的绿色礼服 那太残忍了 [03:19.82]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [03:25.56]Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
我会给你买几件艺术品 也许是毕加索也许是加芬克尔 [03:31.43]And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [03:37.36]Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey
我会给你买一只猴子 你不是总想要一只猴子吗 [03:43.03]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
如果我有一百万美元 我要买你的爱 [03:55.14]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [04:01.07]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
如果我有一百万美元 如果我有一百万美元 [04:06.93]If I had a million dollars I'd be rich
如果我有一百万美元 我会很富有