The Real Slim Shady-Hip-Hop Nation

[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Renegade Hit Makers] [al:Hip Hop - The Party Anthems] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Hip-Hop Nation [00:02.77]May i have your attention please
大家往我这儿看 [00:03.90] [00:04.95]May i have your attention please
大家往我这儿看 [00:06.09] [00:07.21]Will the real slim shady please stand up
真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗 [00:09.55]I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
我重复一下 真正的Slim Shady站起来好吗 [00:12.04] [00:14.74]We're going to have a problem here
看来好像是出问题了 [00:15.80] [00:18.54]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
你们好像从来没见过白人似的 [00:19.95] [00:20.47]Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
下巴都掉到地上了 像Pam那样 看见Tommy闯进来 [00:23.07]Started whoopin her a** worse than before
然后就开始比以前更疯狂地亲热 [00:24.79]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture
他们先离婚 她被扔起飞过家具 [00:26.32]It's the return of the
这是那谁的回归吗 [00:27.64] [00:28.29]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what i think he did did he
等等 你在开玩笑 [00:32.00]And dr dre said
dr dre说 [00:32.86]Nothing you idiots dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
他什么都没说 笨蛋 Dre早死了 被我锁在地下室了 [00:36.00] [00:36.76]Feminist women love eminem
女权主义者爱eminem [00:37.72]Chicka chicka chicka slim shady i'm sick of him
因为他满脑子都是女人 烦透他了 [00:40.22]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
他手塞兜里到处溜达 [00:42.37]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
正招惹了谁 你懂的 还挺可爱的 [00:44.67]Yea i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是啊 我脑子可能出了毛病 [00:47.65]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
但没有比你父母卧房中发生的更糟 [00:50.10]Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose
有时想在电视上爆点料 但我不能这么做 [00:52.00]But can't but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
但搞死了一头鹿 Tom Green可自豪了 [00:54.44]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我背对着你 [00:56.84]And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
如果我幸运的话，你或许会轻轻给我一个吻 [00:59.34]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
那你在暗示我 我们该要孩子了吗 [01:00.92]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
我希望他们不知道女人的私处 [01:03.81]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
当然他们会知道什么是交配 [01:05.40]By the time they hit 4th grade
在上四年级的时候 [01:06.75]They got the discovery channel don't they
他们就开始看探索频道了 [01:08.21]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们都是哺乳动物 有的还是食人族 [01:10.36]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
他们把人当哈密瓜一样切 [01:11.80]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但既然我们玩死了动物和羚羊 [01:13.68]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那为啥不成全两个真心相爱的男人 [01:15.96]But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
要是你跟我想的一样 我有解药 [01:17.92]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
女人们挥舞着你的衬裤 齐声唱歌 然后就 [01:21.01] [01:22.13]I'm slim shady
我就是slim shady [01:22.80]Yes i'm the real shady
是的 我是真的shady [01:23.78]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
其他的都是冒充的 [01:26.26]So won't the real slim shady
不是真正的slim shady [01:27.49]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 [01:30.99]Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是slim shady [01:31.88]Yes i'm the real shady
是的 我是真的Shady [01:33.17]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
其他的都是冒充的 [01:35.42]So won't the real slim shady
不是真正的slim shady [01:36.66]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 [01:39.98]Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Will smith为了卖唱片开始文雅起来了 [01:41.97]Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
我真想骂死他 连带你也骂了 [01:44.32]You think i give a damm about a grammy
你认为我不在乎格莱美奖 [01:46.31]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
过半的评论家根本不睬我 [01:48.96]But slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
Slim要是你赢了 你不认为那不可思议吗 [01:51.63]Why so you guys can just lie to get me here
为什么你们这些家伙把我骗到这里来 [01:53.48]So you can sit me here next to britney spears
你们可以坐我的位子，就能挨着布兰妮了 [01:56.17]Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs
该死的 克里斯蒂娜最好能跟我换个位子 [01:57.61]So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
这样我就可以坐在carson daly和fred durst旁边 [02:00.05]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
然后听他们吵到底是谁先被她踹了 [02:02.50] [02:03.05]Little b**ch put me on blast on mtv
小坏蛋 把我从MTV上拽下来透透气 [02:04.97]Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hehe
是呀，他很可爱，但我认为他会娶kim 呵呵呵 [02:07.57]I should download her audio on mp3
我应该在MP3上下载她的歌 [02:09.34]And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
然后再让全世界看看你是怎么把性病传给eminem的 [02:11.97]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
你们那些小屁孩真让我浑身不爽 [02:15.08]So i've been sent here to destroy you
所以我才来这里搞破坏 [02:16.59]And theres a million of us just like me
还有无数的人像我一样 [02:18.35]Who cuss like me
他们像我一样爆粗口 [02:19.23]Who just don't give a f**k like me
该死的 像我一样 [02:20.55]Who dress like me
穿得像我一样 [02:21.50]Walk talk and act like me
一举一动都像我 [02:22.72]It just might be the next best thing
他们几乎是最棒了 [02:24.17]But not quite me
但还不如我 [02:25.11]I'm slim shady
我是slim shady [02:26.22]Yes i'm the real shady
是的 我是真的Shady [02:27.30]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
其他的都是冒充的 [02:29.62]So won't the real slim shady
不是真正的slim shady [02:31.41]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 [02:34.63]Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是slim shady [02:35.59]Yes i'm the real shady
是的 我是真的Shady [02:36.65]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
其他的都是冒充的 [02:39.09]So won't the real slim shady
不是真正的 slim shady [02:40.42]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 [02:43.85]I'm like a headtrip to listen to
听我说唱是种精神享受 [02:45.31]Cause i'm only giving you
因为我只会奉献 [02:46.42]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
你在起居室里和朋友们开的玩笑 [02:48.75]The only difference is i got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
不同的是我有种 敢说 [02:52.01]And i don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
在你们面前我不虚伪 说话时不会像嘴巴抹了层糖似 [02:53.46]I just get on the mic and spit it
我拿着麦克风并朝它吐口水 [02:55.16]And whether you like to admit it
管你能不能接受 [02:56.39]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there
我会把它搞得更好 九成同行都没这个能耐 [02:58.24]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
你会好奇小孩子上瘾了一样买我的专辑 [03:00.96]Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when i'm 30
这很有趣 因为达到这个水平我已经三十了 [03:03.97]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
我是第一个敢在看护之家里轻浮护士的人 [03:06.56]Pinching nurses asses when i'm jackin off with jergens and i'm jerking
我捏护士们的屁股 然后亲热 [03:09.53]But this whole bag of viagra
一袋子的伟哥都没用 [03:11.23]And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
在每个人的内心都隐藏着一个Slim Shady [03:13.18]He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
他也许在汉堡王里工作，往洋葱圈里吐唾沫 [03:15.82]Or in the parking lot circling
他也许在趴车场 开着车转圈圈 [03:17.61]Screaming i don't give a f**k
尖叫吧 我一点都不放在心上 [03:18.74]With his windows down and system up
把窗子拉下 亲热时情绪高涨 [03:20.15]So will the real shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim 站出来吧 [03:22.06]And put one of those fingures on each hand up
伸出你的中指 [03:23.94]And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为你不受控制而感到自豪吧 [03:25.82]And one more time loud as you can how does it go
来咱们再来一次 声音再大点儿 继续唱 [03:28.83] [03:29.44]Cuz i'm slim shady
因为我是 slim shady [03:30.40]Yes i'm the real shady
是的 我是真的Shady [03:31.45]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
其他的都是冒充的 [03:33.72]So won't the real slim shady
不是真正的 slim shady [03:35.04]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
真的Slim Shady 站起来吧 [03:38.29]Becuase i'm slim shady
因为我是slim shady [03:39.25]Yes i'm the real shady
是的 我是真的Shady [03:40.33]All you other slim shadys are just imitating
其他的都是冒充的 [03:42.91]So won't the real slim shady
不是真正的 slim shady [03:44.34]Please stand up please stand up please stand up
真的Slim Shady 站起来吧