Dee Wee(My Friend the Massive Idiot) (Explicit)-Adam Sandler

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:17.22]He said he'd be here at seven [00:21.63]The clock just hit 7:22 [00:24.21]It's too cold outside [00:25.53]To wait for my ride [00:26.55]Watching mama try out a new doo [00:28.59]Bruins [00:29.13]He said he'd be here at seven [00:31.38]But it just hit 7:35 [00:32.85]Already [00:33.78]Here in brockton mass [00:34.92]I got my thumb in my a*s [00:36.12]Mama's combing up a big beehive [00:37.80]Celtics [00:38.82]Where the f**k is he [00:43.71]Where the f**k is he [00:46.11]The b***h doesn't even bother calling [00:50.67]Even though it's 7:44 [00:51.69]I fell asleep pally [00:52.50]I'm feeling kinda antsy [00:54.57]Mama's getting fancy [00:55.74]Slicking back a wet pompadour [00:56.97]Red sox [00:58.11]He said he'd be here at seven [00:59.97]It's closing in on 8:01 [01:01.71]Trimmin' the 'stache kid [01:02.73]Me lookin' like a sap [01:04.01]In a wool knit cap [01:05.12]Mama's next move is a bun [01:06.81]F**kin' patriots [01:07.77]Where the f**k is he [01:08.67]My pants are still in the dryer dude [01:12.60]Where the f**k is he [01:14.28]I couldn't find my f**kin' snowboots pal [01:16.95]I wish I had a car [01:20.19]Huge huge hangover [01:23.22]Oh no [01:23.58]Massive hailstorm massive hailstorm massive [01:31.59]That stupid little punk [01:32.88]He's probably f**kin' drunk [01:34.08]I bet he drank a case [01:35.25]Wanna pop him in the face right now [01:37.98]Mama's eyebrow [01:40.08]Wicked good [01:40.65]Wicked good [01:41.25]Oh god [01:42.45]Wicked good [01:42.99]Wicked good [01:43.71]F**k yeah [01:44.97]Wicked good [01:45.39]Wicked good [01:46.02]Pisser [01:47.49]Well my friend is still a no show [01:50.70]And I'm getting' f**king pissed [01:52.41]Why [01:52.53]'Cause I could've gone with charlie [01:54.57]In the side of his harley [01:55.74]Mama's on the phone with a stylist [01:57.54]F**k charlie [01:58.47]So I guess I ain't going out tonight [02:00.63]'Cause the digits say 12:09 [02:01.50]S**t faced [02:02.97]But call the operator [02:04.20]'Cause one perm later [02:05.34]Mama's hair sure do look fine [02:07.17]Heffenreffer [02:07.38]Where the f**k is he [02:08.63]Ah ha ha my stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny [02:12.54]Joke [02:12.78]Where the f**k is he [02:13.53]Ah ha ha I forgot it though [02:17.94]I wish I had a car [02:22.62]I wish I had a car [02:25.32]A cop pulled me over buddy [02:27.69]I wish I went with charlie [02:30.24]5 2 blood level state record [02:32.67]I could have gone with charlie [02:33.63]I'm in a wicked mess of trouble haha [02:40.77]He gotta dee wee [02:43.32]He gotta dee wee [02:48.24]He gotta dee wee