1942 Turkey In The Straw-Carson J. Robison

[ti:1942 Turkey In The Straw] [ar:Carson J. Robison] [al:Remember This Song] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]1942 Turkey In The Straw - Carson J. Robison [00:13.57]Oh adolf hiter grabbed a tail [00:15.50]He hung right on with tooth and nail [00:17.35]When he saw what he had then he began to swear [00:19.35]On the end of that tail was a russian bear [00:21.72]The old bear growled and started him to shake [00:23.77]Adolf knew he'd made a mistake [00:25.71]He tried to hang on then he tried to let go [00:27.94]Now they have a new dance called hitler in the snow [00:29.81] [00:35.94]Oh i saw mussolini sitting on a log [00:37.67]All puffed up like a great big frog [00:39.88]I sneaked up close and stuck him with a wire [00:42.00]He just went pffft like an old flat tire [00:43.97]I took his hide and hung it on a tree [00:46.05]The tree said hey don't do that to me [00:47.81]So i took it on home to my mother-in-law [00:49.89]She threw me outside with the turkey in the straw [00:52.62] [01:04.36]Oh a monkey and a baboon sittin' on a rail [01:06.47]Feeling mighty bad and looking kind of pale [01:08.38]A little yellow rat comes sneaking 'round the weed [01:10.47]The monkey said look there's the guy we need [01:12.55]The rat climbed up and they all begin to grin [01:14.60]Long timer fella with whiskers on his chin [01:16.44]He kicked that rail and he broke it with a crack [01:18.73]And that was the last of the three-power pact [01:20.39] [01:28.83]Oh the frost is on the pumpkin and the potter's in the shop [01:30.60]And the yanks are a moving and they pack an awful sock [01:32.99]The sheep are in the meadow and the cows are in the corn [01:35.18]There's gonna be a scrap just as sure as you're born [01:37.09]Soldiers sailors pilots marines [01:39.43]Tall ones short ones lots of in-betweens [01:41.26]Powder in their gun and sand in their craw [01:43.29]Stepping to the tune of turkey in the straw [01:45.34] [02:05.61]Oh swing your partner here we go [02:07.81]To berlin rome and tokyo [02:09.61]We'll put'em in a sack and give it a swish [02:11.88]Throw'em in the river and kill all the fish [02:13.96]Tie'em to a rope and give'em a swing [02:16.18]Just like a monkey on the end of a swing [02:18.24]Kick'em in the pants and sock'em in the jaw [02:20.37]Teach'em how to dance ol' turkey in the straw [02:22.09] [02:30.73]Forehand's 'round and everybody shout [02:32.59]Skunk in the woodpile gotta chase him out [02:34.51]Adolf hiter bit off a chaw [02:36.21]Jam it down his throat with turkey in the straw