The Humpty Dance-Ultimate Heroes

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:Ultimate Heroes] [al:Music from the Green Hornet & Kick A**] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - Ultimate Heroes [00:11.83]Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin [00:14.43]The image and the style that ya used to [00:16.49]I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see [00:19.37]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:21.25]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:23.61]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:25.33] [00:26.07]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:28.46]So just let me introduce myself [00:30.61]My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:33.15] [00:33.70]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.87] [00:36.41]All the rappers in the And top ten [00:38.11]Please allow me to bump thee [00:39.91]I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:42.66]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:45.12]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:47.25]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:49.65]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:52.16] [00:52.92]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:54.52]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:56.44]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:58.97]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:01.32] [01:01.91]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:03.72]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:06.14]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:08.44]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:11.10]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:13.51]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:15.32]And I even got my own dance [01:16.74] [01:17.41]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:20.69] [01:23.58]Do the Humpty Hump [01:24.89]Come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:26.10] [01:28.24]Do the Humpty Hump [01:29.18] [01:29.93]Just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:31.07] [01:32.90]Do ya know what I'm doin' [01:34.17]Doin' the Humpty Hump [01:35.25] [01:37.63]Do the Humpty Hump [01:38.53] [01:39.14]Do the Humpty Hump [01:40.19] [01:41.01]People say "Yo Humpty [01:41.86] [01:42.57]You're really funny lookin'" [01:43.44] [01:44.02]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:46.10]Ya stare ya glare [01:47.28]Ya constantly try to compare me [01:48.64] [01:49.39]But ya can't get near me [01:51.07]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:53.48]All the girls they adore me [01:55.25]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:57.56]'Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear [01:59.94]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:02.69]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [02:04.77]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:07.28]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:09.34]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:11.93]I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [02:14.26]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [02:16.73]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:19.34]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:21.06]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:23.71]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:26.04]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:27.82]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:31.19] [02:32.89]Do the Humpty Hump [02:34.00] [02:34.51]Come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:36.80] [02:38.83]Do the Humpty Hump [02:39.64] [02:40.21]Just watch me do the Humpty Hump [02:41.78] [02:43.72]Do ya know what I'm doin' [02:44.86]Doin' the Humpty Hump [02:45.76] [02:48.25]Do the Humpty Hump [02:49.07] [02:50.79]Do the Humpty Hump [02:51.71] [02:52.90]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:54.11]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:56.10] [03:01.32]Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:04.32]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:06.29] [03:07.38]It's real easy to do check it out [03:09.92] [03:10.60]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:12.90]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:14.95] [03:15.96]Crazy wack funky [03:16.85] [03:17.90]People say ya look like M C [03:19.63]Hammer on crack Humpty [03:20.66] [03:21.28]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:22.94]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:25.13]Anyone can play this game [03:26.23] [03:27.07]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name [03:29.07] [03:29.64]No two people will do it the same [03:31.68]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:34.43]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' [03:36.74]Jig around shakin' ya rump [03:38.87]And when the dude [03:39.63]A chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:41.25]Him step tell off I'm doin' the Hump [03:43.07]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:46.57] [03:49.33]Do the Humpty Hump [03:50.51]Come on and do the Humpty Hump [03:52.01] [03:54.29]Do the Humpty Hump [03:55.47]Just watch me do the HumpHumpty [03:56.77] [03:58.78]Do ya know what I'm doin' [04:00.21]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:01.28] [04:03.47]Do the Humpty Hump [04:04.26] [04:05.43]Do the Humpty Hump [04:06.22] [04:06.93]Black people do the Humpty Hump [04:09.04] [04:10.21]Do the Humpty Hump [04:10.98] [04:11.67]White people do the Humpty Hump [04:13.71] [04:14.55]Do the Humpty Hump [04:15.44] [04:16.47]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump [04:18.79]Just keep on doin' the hump [04:20.09] [04:21.27]Samoans do the Humpty Hump [04:23.09] [04:24.23]Do the Humpty Hump [04:25.33] [04:31.82]Do the Humpty Hump [04:32.96]Come on and do the Humpty Hump [04:34.36] [04:36.33]Do the Humpty Hump [04:37.54]Just watch me do the Humpty Hump [04:39.29] [04:41.08]Doin' the Humpty Hump [04:42.51]Doin' the Humpty Hump