Funky Cold Medina-Los Pasotas

[ti:Funky Cold Medina] [ar:Cool Sensation] [al:40 Grados: Vol.1] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Funky Cold Medina - Los Pasotas [00:21.62]Cold coolin' at a bar [00:23.22]And I'm lookin' for some action [00:25.43]But like Mike Jagger said [00:27.21]'I Can't Get No Satisfaction' [00:29.64]The girls are all around [00:31.52]But none of them wanna get with me [00:33.66]My threads are fresh [00:34.76]And I'm lookin' def yo [00:35.97]What's up with L O C [00:37.72]The girls all jockin' [00:39.63]At the other end of the bar [00:41.51]Havin' drinks with some no-name chump [00:43.72]When they know that I'm the star [00:46.00]So I got up and strolled over to [00:47.90]The other side of the cantina [00:49.53]I asked the guy why you so fly [00:51.99]He said Funky Cold Medina [00:54.16] [01:01.40]Funky Cold Medina [01:03.64] [01:10.17]This brother told me a secret [01:12.00]On how to get more chicks [01:14.01]Put a little Medina in your glass [01:16.24]And the girls'll come real quick [01:18.16]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac [01:21.87]A couple of sips of this love potion [01:24.36]And she'll be on your lap [01:26.24]So I gave some to my dog [01:28.20]When he began to beg [01:30.24]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me [01:32.59]And did the wild thing on my leg [01:34.48]He used to scratch and bite me [01:36.34]Before he was much much meaner [01:38.34]But now all the poodles run to [01:40.14]My house for the Funky Cold Medina [01:43.40]You know what I'm sayin' [01:45.32]I got every dog in my neighborhood [01:46.91]Breakin' down' my door [01:49.05]I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's [01:53.03]They won't leave my dog alone [01:54.74]With that Medina pal [01:55.89] [01:58.97]I went up to this girl she said [02:00.95]Hi my name is Sheena [02:02.69]I thought she'd be good to go [02:04.39]With a little Funky Cold Medina [02:06.80]She said I'd like a drink I said [02:08.82]Ehm ok I'll go get it [02:10.94]Then a couple sips [02:11.82]She cold licked her lips [02:12.94]And I knew that she was with it [02:14.88]So I took her to my crib [02:16.93]And everything went well as planned [02:18.32] [02:18.90]But when she got undressed [02:20.01]It was a big old mess Sheena was a man [02:22.94]So I threw him out [02:24.08]I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener [02:27.02]You must be sure [02:28.01]That the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina [02:31.10] [02:32.13]You know I 'm saying ain't no plans with a man [02:36.28]This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies [02:40.29]No joke [02:42.53] [02:47.01]Break it down [02:51.90] [03:20.05]Back in the saddle [03:21.80]Lookin' for a little affection [03:23.79]I took a shot as a [03:25.05]Contestant on 'The Love Connection' [03:27.89]The audience voted [03:28.86] [03:29.88]And you know they picked a winner [03:31.93]I took my date to the Hilton [03:33.73]For Medina and some dinner [03:35.90]We had a few drinks [03:37.67]I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' [03:40.12]Instead she started talkin' 'bout [03:42.29]Plans for our weddin' [03:43.99]So I grab the coat and [03:45.21]Hit the door [03:45.93]I says Maybe I'll be seein' ya [03:48.06]That's why I found [03:48.99]You don't fool around [03:50.00]With the Funky Cold Medina [03:52.73]Ya know what I'm sayin' [03:55.26]That Medina's a monster [03:57.13] [03:59.66]Funky Cold Medina