I'm a Mountie Who Never Got His Man-George Stoll/MGM Orchestra

[ti:I'm a Mountie Who Never Got His Man] [ar:George Stoll] [al:Rose Marie - Original Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm a Mountie Who Never Got His Man - George Stoll/MGM Orchestra [00:14.49]Oh I'm on the trail [00:16.59]I'm over hill and dale [00:18.54]And I ride ride ride as only I can [00:22.39]But oh the shame [00:24.45]Everybody knows my name [00:26.52]I'm the mountie who never got his man [00:30.60]There's a killer at large [00:32.63]The bugle sounds the charge [00:34.42]To the saddles men and give a brave account [00:36.96] [00:38.17]But what remorse [00:40.20]For I can't get on my horse [00:42.68]I'm a mountie who cannot even mount [00:45.51] [00:46.51]As I ride through every town and county [00:50.44]Little boys yell Look Ma That's a mountie [00:54.49]My buddies mock me as I sally forth [00:57.73] [00:58.73]To you I'm McCorkle of the mounties [01:01.82] [01:02.82]To them I'm chinook of the north [01:06.74]I've been on the force [01:08.91]Even longer than my horse [01:10.85]If you wonder why they've kept me here so long [01:15.13]Though I can't track men through the snows [01:17.99]I'm the only mountie who knows [01:22.46]Every word of the mountie's marching song [01:26.55]For we march march march [01:28.64]And we ride ride ride [01:30.76]And we march and we ride against the foe [01:34.56]It's a long long way [01:36.69]To icy Hudson Ba y y y [01:41.22]So I don't think that I will go [01:44.70] [01:46.70]You can laugh but once I almost got my man [01:48.54]Why don't you tell us about it Barney [01:50.13]Well it was the year of the Caribou famine [01:52.21] [01:53.34]Saskatoon Dan was his name [01:55.82]He came from one of the finger lakes [01:57.18]So we called him Pinky [01:59.47]He was a mean treacherous hombre [02:02.02]Always sayin' things behind your back [02:04.42]Like Stick 'em up [02:05.85] [02:06.49]Now Dan was stuck on a little Eskimo girl [02:08.56]Called Ogunda [02:10.58]And one day Dan had too much whale meat [02:13.51]And went blubber happy [02:16.02]So that night he snuck into Ogunda's igloo [02:19.25]But she repulsed him [02:20.83]But Dan didn't care [02:21.98]'Cause he was mighty repulsive too [02:24.69]Well sir it seems Ogunda [02:27.25]Was sweet on another eskimo called Fongalanga [02:28.64] [02:30.58]So in a fit of jealousy Dan cut off her nose [02:32.77] [02:33.85]You see he didn't want her kissin' anyone else [02:36.31] [02:37.00]Yes he cut off her nose and away he ran [02:40.26]So they sent me out to get Saskatoon Dan [02:44.21]So I march march march [02:46.35]And I ride ride ride [02:48.28]A lookin' for Saskatoon Dan [02:52.13]I ain't lookin' for that little bluebird [02:55.18]That lives on the hill [02:58.74]Like a beguine that was never began [03:02.68]I'm the mountie [03:04.73]Who never got his man [03:08.18]Or woman [03:10.21]I'm the mountie [03:12.00]Who never got his m a a a n