If you want to be happy-Double Orchestra

[ti:If you want to be happy] [ar:Double Orchestra] [al:The Colour of Dance] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If you want to be happy - Double Orchestra [00:13.42]If you wanna be happy [00:14.98]For the rest of your life [00:16.50] [00:17.14]Never make a pretty woman your wife [00:20.76]So from my personal point of view [00:23.84] [00:24.42]Get an ugly girl to marry you [00:27.68] [00:42.37]If you wanna be happy [00:43.96]For the rest of your life [00:45.54] [00:46.05]Never make a pretty woman your wife [00:49.13] [00:49.67]So from my personal point of view [00:52.68] [00:53.38]Get an ugly girl to marry you [00:56.94]A pretty woman makes her husband look small [00:59.99] [01:00.67]And very often causes his downfall [01:03.35] [01:04.21]As soon as he marries her then she starts [01:07.16] [01:07.77]To do the things that will break his heart [01:11.36]But if you make an ugly woman your wife [01:14.41] [01:15.03]You'll be happy for the rest of your life [01:18.07] [01:18.62]An ugly woman cooks her meals on time [01:21.56] [01:22.21]She'll always give you peace of mind [01:25.57]If you wanna be happy [01:27.37]For the rest of your life [01:28.83] [01:29.44]Never make a pretty woman your wife [01:32.49] [01:33.04]So from my personal point of view [01:36.04] [01:36.66]Get an ugly girl to marry you [01:40.01]If you wanna be happy [01:41.66]For the rest of your life [01:43.30] [01:43.93]Never make a pretty woman your wife [01:46.86] [01:47.54]So from my personal point of view [01:50.53] [01:51.16]Get an ugly girl to marry you [01:54.47] [02:00.99]I saw your wife the other day [02:02.37] [02:03.91]Yeah she's ugly [02:04.99] [02:09.18]Don't let your friends say [02:10.95]You have no taste [02:12.17] [02:12.93]Go ahead and marry anyway [02:15.66] [02:16.63]Though her face is ugly [02:18.26]Her eyes don't match [02:19.55] [02:20.06]Take it from me she's a better catch [02:23.41]If you wanna be happy [02:25.09]For the rest of your life [02:26.61] [02:27.30]Never make a pretty woman your wife [02:30.18] [02:30.87]So from my personal point of view [02:33.88] [02:34.52]Get an ugly girl to marry you [02:37.74]If you wanna be happy [02:39.51]For the rest of your life [02:41.01] [02:41.67]Never make a pretty woman your wife [02:44.58] [02:45.29]So from my personal point of view [02:48.32] [02:49.00]Get an ugly girl to marry you [02:51.88] [03:10.44]Say man [03:10.87] [03:13.06]I saw your wife the other day [03:14.50] [03:16.29]Yeah she's ugly [03:17.39] [03:17.90]Yes she's ugly but she sure can cook