Mister Mistoffelees-The Footlights Orchestra

[ti:Mr Mistoffelees] [ar:Musical Mania] [al:The Greatest Musical Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.51]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:03.35]From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn [00:06.33] [00:06.95]And you'll all say [00:08.80]Oh Well I never was there ever [00:12.79]A cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:18.33] [00:19.81]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:23.70]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:29.06] [00:30.48]He is quiet and small [00:31.77]He is black [00:33.13]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:35.79]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:38.04] [00:38.59]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:40.73] [00:41.41]He can pick any card from a pack [00:43.98]He is equally cunning with dice [00:46.19] [00:46.84]He is always decieving you into believing [00:49.69]That he's only hunting for mice [00:51.67] [00:52.18]He can play any trick with a cork [00:54.88]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [00:57.00] [00:57.65]If you look for a knife or a fork [01:00.32]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:02.43] [01:03.00]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [01:06.00]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn [01:09.59]And we all say: [01:11.67]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:15.50]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:20.39] [01:22.50]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:26.46]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:31.93] [01:33.23]His manner is vague and aloof [01:35.81]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:37.96] [01:38.55]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:41.27]When he was curled up by the fire [01:43.54] [01:44.14]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:46.28] [01:46.94]When he was about on the roof [01:48.95] [01:49.79](At least we all heard that somebody purred) [01:52.31]Which is uncontestable proof [01:54.36] [01:54.94]Of his singular magical powers [01:57.64]And I've known the family to call [01:59.69] [02:00.21]Him in from the garden for hours [02:03.16]When he was asleep in the hall [02:05.89]And not long ago this phenomenal cat [02:09.05]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [02:11.73] [02:12.44]And we all say: [02:14.21]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:18.31]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:23.96] [02:25.26]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:28.70] [02:29.21]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:34.52] [02:36.23]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:40.17]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:45.60] [02:47.08]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:50.59] [02:51.14]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:56.65] [02:57.98]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:01.89]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:07.55] [03:08.95]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:12.79]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees