Lavender Cowboy-Paddy Roberts

[ti:Lavender Cowboy] [ar:Paddy Roberts] [al:Strictly For Grown-Ups] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Lavender Cowboy - Paddy Roberts [00:08.31]Which sounds rather silly [00:09.97]But every hillbilly [00:11.76]Spends half his life singing that way [00:15.11] [00:17.27]He was just a lavender cowboy [00:21.09]With only three hairs on his chest [00:24.63]And he rode on a filly [00:26.81]Called Daffy down dilly [00:28.79]The prettiest horse in the West [00:31.60] [00:32.11]Every morning they went out together [00:35.84]While the others looked on in dismay [00:39.05] [00:39.56]'Cause he'd round up the cattle [00:41.76]A riding side saddle [00:43.70]Because he preferred it that way [00:46.90] [00:49.06]He was just a lavender cowboy [00:52.85]Who committed a terrible sin [00:56.62]He went out on a bender [00:58.66]And slugged a bartender [01:00.56]And stole all the strawberry gin [01:04.01]So the posse was sent out to find him [01:07.95]And bring him back dead or alive [01:11.51]And they knew as they went [01:13.32]They were hot on the scent [01:15.17]By the smell of Chanel No 5 [01:18.86] [01:20.98]And they found him a lying unconscious [01:24.70]With blood running all down his chin [01:28.41]Till they looked a bit closer [01:30.38]And what do you know sir [01:32.46]They found it was strawberry gin [01:35.27] [01:35.82]So they shot the lavender cowboy [01:39.71]And said as they layed him to rest [01:43.28]You'll be happier now boy [01:45.57]You can't be a cowboy [01:47.39]With only three hairs on your chest