Mr. Sears And Mr. Roebuck-Dorothy Shay

[ti:Mr. Sears And Mr. Roebuck] [ar:Dorothy Shay] [al:The Very Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr. Sears And Mr. Roebuck - Dorothy Shay [00:05.45]Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck [00:08.67] [00:10.14]I've been sittin' here a-thumbing [00:12.31]Through your book [00:13.03] [00:14.63]Page a hundred ninety-nine [00:16.81]Shows a stove that's mighty fine [00:19.15]And a feller in an apron like a cook [00:22.20] [00:23.40]Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck [00:26.79] [00:28.16]That electric stove's away above my class [00:31.07] [00:32.68]It's a beauty yes indeed [00:34.75]But the thing I really need [00:37.03]Is that man to teach me [00:38.70]How to cook with gas [00:40.22] [00:42.18]Don't send the stove [00:43.76]It's the kind I'd like to buy [00:45.97]But I ain't makin' much singin' ballads [00:49.27] [00:50.89]I don't need the stove [00:52.70]But if I could have a guy [00:54.90]He could toss me around like his salads [00:58.13] [00:59.20]Oh Mister Sears and Roebuck [01:02.53] [01:03.78]All the items in your catalog are slick [01:06.85] [01:08.37]But the gadget I'd admire [01:09.96] [01:10.51]Is that man beside my fire [01:12.74]Take his apron off [01:14.19]And send him to me quick [01:15.84] [01:21.60]Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck [01:24.93] [01:26.28]I've been checkin' your supplies [01:28.22]For tennis courts [01:29.38] [01:30.76]There is something I should get [01:32.90]Not a racket or a net [01:34.49] [01:35.06]But I sure could use that rascal in the shorts [01:38.22] [01:39.41]Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck [01:42.67] [01:43.96]Your canoe on page a hundred forty-three [01:47.07] [01:48.27]Now that's the type that I would pick [01:50.16] [01:50.71]But I'm up a different crick [01:52.81]Can't you send a feller here to paddle me [01:55.84] [01:57.73]I don't want a bath [01:59.46]Soapy water makes me howl [02:01.70]Don't the folks in your ads ever mind it [02:04.94] [02:06.58]I can't use a bath [02:08.33]You can keep your Turkish towel [02:10.52]Only ship me the sheik from behind it [02:13.85] [02:14.85]Don't mean to fuss oh Roebuck [02:18.08] [02:19.45]But you'll never fill my order it appears [02:22.79] [02:23.93]If the shortage is acute [02:25.68] [02:26.44]I'm an easy girl to suit [02:28.99] [02:30.40]I'll shut up if you will send me [02:33.12]Mister Sears if he ain't taken [02:35.33]I'll shut up if you will send me [02:37.87]Mister Sears